Would you put a cup of coffee on the bench inside the dugout of an girls' 6U softball game?

[KitchenWitch]

And then go out and be the first base coach, with the admonition, "Don't spill my coffee."?

[Haole Girl]

1. Nope

What happened? Did it spill, by any chance? lol

;-) :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

2. Oh yeah

It spilled all over my daughter's glove, into her street shoes, and all over her spot on the bench.

I am the bench coach and it created more work for me.

[Haole Girl]

6. The only thing that would complete this Orange County mental image...

..is to know: What it a cup of Starbucks? ;-)

[KitchenWitch]

8. Not sure - it was in a thermal mug

Guessing it probably was.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. I wouldn't have organized softball or baseball for kids that young

Their little muscles and bones aren't ready for the unnatural act of throwing.

[KitchenWitch]

5. And your coffee would not get spilled

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Coffee and softball is just *wrong*

Everybody knows it's a game o' beer. :D

[KitchenWitch]

11. No sore muscles there!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Rub some of this on it, kid

[KitchenWitch]

14. Holy Crap

that is a blast from the past.

[jmowreader]

20. But...but...but...why do you hate children?

Don't you know that if they don't start playing three sports, volunteering at the local AIDS shelter, maintaining straight A's in calculus, and working 20 hours a week by the time they're five, they'll NEVER be able to get into the college of their choice?

[TZ]

4. Oy.

Another "brilliant" idea gone wrong...:eyes:
Lucky nobody got burned...

[KitchenWitch]

7. Yah

Same guy throughout the season was always trying to steal my lineup card.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Good God, yes. But, I would really be pissed if it were a latte from Starbucks.

:P

[KitchenWitch]

12. or a cup of Franzia!

:P

[Chan790]

15. You know...

they can teach any idiot to make lattes. The machine does all the work.

[Midlodemocrat]

16. WRONG!!! Do you know how many cappuccino machines I have

purchased in my life????

And, not a frickin' one of them tasted anything like Starbucks.

:P

[KitchenWitch]

17. You ATE cappuccino machines?

Of course they do not taste like Starbucks!

:silly:

[havocmom]

18. New first base coach is required.

The current one is an idiot.

[KitchenWitch]

19. Thank you!

It is not MY job to assure that YOUR coffee does not get spilled. I am usually pretty busy making sure the girls have there helmets on and are ready to bat.

:crazy:

[cloudbase]

21. Errrrr. . .

That was a spit cup. The coach just calls it "coffee."

[KitchenWitch]

22. No, it was coffee

with cream and sugar. I wiped coffee with cream and sugar out of my daughter's shoes today because of this guy's lack of sense.