crack this code

[whirlygigspin]

can you translate this?

370HSSV 0773H

hint: think like an Australian

[Ashes]

1. Howard Sucks

?

[Terwilliger]

15. Howard....Roark?

[AntiCoup2K4]

2. Too Easy.....

...used to do those on the old LED calculators...

[Ashes]

4. I knew that.

uh huh

[markbark]

3. Who you callin'

Assh*le?

:P

--MAB

[RC]

5. Hello asshole

[Duncan Grant]

6. A secret message to GeeDubya...

if I remember the joke correctly. Something about the CIA and Saddam getting a message to *.

Welcome to DU (I think...)?

[Ashes]

7. Seems like a bit of an enigma

hmmmm

edit: wrapped inside a whirlygigspin.

How does it feel whirly?
The lord thy god hath spoken, and he don't cotton to liars and them what spins webs of deceit!

Gotcha!

[Duncan Grant]

8. Huh? New code there? that I'm not getting?

wha? -- now that's a cryptic message! :hi:

Care to clue me in there partner?

[Ashes]

10. I ain't got no six guns blazin

hell, my firecracker barely works anymore. I'm just goofin.

[Duncan Grant]

11. Okay.

Have you ever read Gertrude Stein? I think you might like it! :-)

[Ashes]

12. Like i'm not busy enough already

i have to put looking up gertrude stein on the list. okay. I'll do it. just for you. :) dang -

[SOteric]

9. I think an Ozzie would say 'arsehole'

but yeah, pretty easy.

[BlueJazz]

13. Crack This one..

What are the next three single digit numbers in this sequence?

85491___

[Terwilliger]

14. hello asshole

what do I win?