you guys , I am terrible at remembering jokes , lets start a Joke collection

[UndertheOcean]

whats the funniest joke you ever heard , I will try hard to remember right now

[jmowreader]

1. The Little Red Riding Hood joke is my wife's favorite

I told her this the morning after our wedding. Don't ask me why we're still married, after this one...

Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to Grandma's house with a basket. A rabbit came out of the woodline.

"Little Red Riding Hood, you're in deep shit. The Big Bad Wolf is at your grandma's house and he says he's gonna fuck the shit out of you." Little Red Riding Hood patted her basket. "No he ain't."

About half a mile down the road a fox came out of the woodline.

"Little Red Riding Hood, you've had it now. The Big Bad Wolf says he's gonna fuck the shit out of you, and he's hiding under your grandma's bed." She patted her basket. "No he ain't."

Fifty feet before she got to the house, a deer came out of the woods. "Little Red Riding Hood, you're in deep shit now. The Big Bad Wolf's in there and he says he's gonna fuck the shit out of you." Little Red Riding Hood patted her basket. "No he ain't."

She entered the house and the Big Bad Wolf immediately jumped out from under the bed. "Little Red Riding Hood, I'm the Big Bad Wolf and I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you."

Little Red Riding Hood pulled a .357 Magnum out of her basket, put the muzzle between the Big Bad Wolf's eyes, and said, "No you ain't. You're gonna eat me just like the book says."