OH NO! It's another 'not Gay!'JO partner craigslist ad! This guy makes Tornado-man look normal

[DS1]

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

1. Wow, if that imitation crab meat doesn't bring them in by the truckloads I don't know what would

:eyes:

[BarenakedLady]

2. I must ask

Why are you looking at Gregslist personals and in Philadelphia? Hmmmmmmmmm?

This is most interesting DS1, most interesting.

[DS1]

4. It was on gorillamask.net which might sound like a sexual site, but isn't

http://gorillamask.net/

It's just a roundup of stupid shit on the net


I'm not looking for a JO partner.


Or crab meat.


Or imitation crab meat.

[BarenakedLady]

11. Sure, sure

Ok.

:D

You want to stomp on model trains. Just admit it.

[LynneSin]

27. perhaps call me naive but what the hell is a JO

:shrug:

[jmowreader]

31. Maybe "jack off"?

The guy talks about "mutual touching and stuff," so maybe he's looking for a guy to jack HIM off while he plays with the trains.

And you get imitation crabmeat too! What a bargain!

[Critters2]

40. Bingo!!

But he's NOT gay!!

[jmowreader]

41. And how could you ever think he WOULD be gay?

He doesn't want to do any "gay stuff," just have another man...uhh, guys, I think we're getting real close to a locked thread here...

[LynneSin]

5. That's a question that needs to be answered

Seriously!

[Droopy]

3. Somebody needs to tell those guys

It's okay to be gay!

[Dr. Strange]

7. Not when it includes eating crab meat and acting Godzilla on a train set.

I'm as open-minded as the next guy, but DAMN! That's freaky.

[Runcible Spoon]

6. this one smells like someone's revenge...

like an affair gone sour...just too random for someone to have a Godzilla AND imitation crab meat fetish...

[SOteric]

8. What's a Tornoda?

[DS1]

10. It's how Bush says it

that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it

[crim son]

9. That totally beats any Maine craiglist posting I've seen.

I don't understand the appeal of kicking the trains and buildings if you don't get to break them? You gotta kick 'em softly? Between the muted violence, the basement ambience, the crabmeat and the man's pic, here is an offer you can't afford to refuse! :rofl:

[qb]

12. The poor guy.... he clearly needs something more in his life.

But he can't seem to face the reality of his situation.

[begin_within]

13. It's Dick Cheney's dream date

[Z_I_Peevey]

14. I just figured out what JO means.

Thought it was some sort of choo-choo train jargon there for a minute.

[latebloomer]

25. What is it?

Please share.

[Chan790]

34. PSA: jo=jerk-off n/m

[DS1]

15. !

[Gormy Cuss]

16. "its all HO scale..."

Dude, if that's the case why would anyone want to bother?
:eyes:

[Critters2]

37. LOL!! Indeed! But it was good of him to give that warning.

I mean, imagine if you got all psyched about it, thinking it might be O scale, or even (one can dream) a narrow gauge...only to get there and find it's HO. You think a take-home gift of crab meat is gonna mend THAT broken heart?! I think not!

[GreenPartyVoter]

17. Aw, jeez LOL

[DS1]

18. again>?

was it already posted?

[GreenPartyVoter]

20. No, I meant the "weird guy who isn't gay but wants men to touch him stuff" again. Just the general

idea not this particular article. :)

[LaraMN]

19. I really hope this was an Ambien post on his part.

Seriously.

Who just GIVES away "a bunch" of imitation crab meat? That's disturbing.



:rofl:

[Ellen Forradalom]

21. For those who missed "tornado man"

here's a screen shot of the original

[Missy Vixen]

29. Does it occur to the above brainiac

that it's really not possible to, well, initiate the activity he's initiating (playing footsie with a tornado,) and live through the experience?

Then again, maybe it's best not to dwell on it.

Julie

[DS1]

38. Yes, he does say that it's impossible.

But it looks like a Tornado hit his bedroom already, so it might be easier than commonly thought.

[Deja Q]

22. Um, okay...

:wow:

[GOPisEvil]

23. Imitation crab meat?

No wonder you're trolling for guys on craigslist.

[sniffa]

24. OMG

:rofl:

He has a Godzilla fetish?

[flvegan]

26. Is imitation crab vegan?

Like, is it a mock meat? Mock krab and crushing a mock village might be tempting to some folks.

[GOPisEvil]

30. Serious answer: no.

Usually it's fish (mostly pollock) colored and flavored as crab.

[flvegan]

33. No shit.

So it's fish, but passed off as crab. Now, I've had crab (and quite liked it). Does it taste like crab? I mean *really* taste like crab?

[GOPisEvil]

36. It tastes reminiscent of crab.

If I were making a crab salad, or some other dish where crab was part of the ensemble, krab would probably work ok. It's certainly cheaper the real thing. I'd never use krab in a crab cake though. That's heresy.

[jmowreader]

35. Kind of...

It tastes like artificial shit. If you can't eat it, you can consider it vegan all day long.

[Critters2]

39. No. Imitation crab meat is made from fish. Not vegan.

It's real name is surimi, and it's pulverized, molded fish. I know someone who used to work in a factory that made imitation crab meat out of fish caught in Lake Michigan.

The trains are prolly vegan, though.

[skygazer]

28. He may want to reconsider posting the photo

I mean, it all sounded great up until I saw that model train set. :rofl:

[AlCzervik]

32. he had me right up until "Imitation crab meat" i mean really, imitation?

[GCP]

42. Well, until you mentioned gorillamask

I was wondering if you had something to tell us - what with tornado-guy and all!

[DS1]

44. Happy Mother's Day

:rofl:

[GCP]

46. Thank you - no flowers?

:hug::loveya:

[DS1]

47. I can bring some over

tomorrow

[GCP]

48. That would be lovely

We'll have steak!

[xchrom]

WHEEEEEE!!! this is the best thread evah!

fo just all kinds of reasons.

mostly cause it makes me laugh my ass off.

god, life is grand!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Z_I_Peevey]

49. How I love the internet!

It occurs to me that Godzilla Crabmeat would be a good band name.

[xchrom]

50. godzilla crabmeat would totally work. nt

[Frank Cannon]

43. I'm not gay, but the "imitation crab meat" seals the deal for me

I'm going to have to book a flight to Philly and remember to pack my Godzilla costume.

[DS1]

45. kick it up a notch, get a Mothra costume

you might only last until 3 am!

[SallyMander]

51. Ho. Lee. Shit.

No, but seriously, what is "its all HO scale"... is that about the trains? Or another pevvy abbreviation i don't know? :shrug:

[LynneSin]

52. I just learned about JOs - which it doesn't mean you're gay

:eyes:

[Z_I_Peevey]

53. You know, in the south we have these things called Jo-Jo Potatoes,

which, if you throw in the word "couch," could add a whole new dimension to this newly-discovered, non-gay male pursuit.

[SallyMander]

54. Well obviously... it's just "mutual touching"...

If the partner were a woman, it wouldn't make him STRAIGHT, right???


:rofl: