Grrrrr! Dogs are like 8 year-old boys, some days!

[Cuban_Liberal]

We have a fenced-in yard with one low spot, back in the corner. We've finally had our 'January thaw' here, and all the snow and ice are melting. 3 guesses where Grover and Brody decided to play 'WWE' this afternoon.

Can we say 'Dog bath night'?:P

[waylon]

1. From the wife ... Cats Vs. Dogs

Cats Vs. Dogs

What is a Cat?
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.

What is a Dog?
1. Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of
furniture in the house. 2. They can hear a package of food opening half
a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They are great at begging.
8. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
9. They leave their toys everywhere.
10. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you
a kiss.
Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.

[Cuban_Liberal]

3. LOL!

I just copied and pasted that one! :P

[salinen]

2. Yes, Wendy never met anything dead

and disgusting thing that wasn't worth rolling on. Some rancher threw some cow fetuses into a creek, many weeks later they were putrid, and she had a grand time. Many, many baths.

[Cuban_Liberal]

4. They look like mud puddles with feet, eyes and tongues!

I'm sure there are dogs in there somewhere, but it will take shampoo and water to be sure! :P