Oh service guy, oh service guy

[KitchenWitch]

Please dial my phone number
Oh service guy, oh service guy
Please dial my phone number

I'll wait right here until you call
My wash machine did take the fall

Oh service guy, oh service guy
Please dial my phone number

I'm almost out of underwear
The pile's high and I do care

Oh service guy, oh service guy
Please dial my phone number.

[Crabby Appleton]

1. ServiceGuy has you on Ignore!

[KitchenWitch]

4. That is what I was afraid of.

[madinmaryland]

8. We're at level 2, that doesn't work!

[KitchenWitch]

9. Figures.

x(

[MorningGlow]

2. An underappreciated genre

I went to my apartment on a Monday at one
A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky bum, shicky bum
Started movin' in it on a Tuesday at two
A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky do, shicky do
Wednesday at three I called the phone company, singin':
"Hey baby, put a phone in for me"
Thursday at four he came a-knockin' at my door, singin':

"Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man
You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can
I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall
I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall
You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring
And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling
Because-a hey baby, I'm your telephone man"

Can you believe that? And then he says:

"Now when other fellas call ya tell 'em how it all began"

Well...can you imagine?

My heart began a-thumpin' and my mind began to fly
And I knew I wasn't dealin' with no ordinary guy
So while he was a-talking I was thinkin' up my plan
Then my fingers did the walkin' on the telephone man

Singin' hey lolly, lolly
Hey lolly, lolly
Hey lolly, lolly
Get it any way you can
Right? So...

I got it in the bedroom, and I got it in the hall
And I got it in the bathroom, and he hung it on the wall
I got it with a buzz, and I got it with a ring
And when he told me what my number was I got a ding-a-ling

Singin' hey lolly, lolly
Hey lolly, lolly
Hey lolly, lolly
Just-a doin' my thing

[KitchenWitch]

3. You totally get me!

:D

[Haole Girl]

5. ROFL!!

I almost peed my pants reading that!!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

6. I always make up words to songs.

:D

[Haole Girl]

7. I'm at work & can't take my break for another 28 minutes....

ugh!!!

[KitchenWitch]

10. It's all right if you sit there

It's all right if you don't
I'm not afraid of you quitting your job, honey
I get the feeling you won't

Break time - go ahead take it will ya
Break time - honey take the time you like
Break time - sitting there, can't you see
Break time - it's all right, it's all right, it's all right

[WritingIsMyReligion]

13. Okay, I just laughed excessively loudly.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

14. Hope you did not disturb anyone!

:rofl:

[Parche]

11. You Rang??

:woohoo: :woohoo:

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

12. They finally called!

I have an "appointment" for tomorrow.