I'm having fun in GD:P

[sasquatch]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5857400&mesg_id=5857400
:)
But it's the truth and creative as well.
:)

[madinmaryland]

1. Thanks for bringing this crap into teh lounge.

:thumbsdown:

[sasquatch]

3. How about I make a thread about Tollbooths and boxed wine, will that make it better

:pals:

[madinmaryland]

12. Only if you post it in GD:Pffth!!1!!

:hi:

[guitarist319]

6. I can't start a topic yet, so.........

I was googling nicknames for McCain and found this forum.

I have been posting at another forum since 2004, and sadly the most outspoken people on that site are conservatives. They repulse me. I am here for amusing material to use against them.

Nice to meet you all. I look forward to wasting countless hours of my workdays here.

[LynzM]

7. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[guitarist319]

9. Thank you.

Since you seem fairly friendly, let me know if I am violating some policy.

[LynzM]

14. Mm, not so far as I can tell :)

It's a good idea to read the rules, as they are generally enforced, and use the "My DU" button up at the top to keep track of replies to your posts. :)

[madinmaryland]

13. Welcome to DU. Here's a little morning humor for you....

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:hi:

[TZ]

15. Ugh. Leave the poor newbie alone won't you..

At least you didn't do a rick roll.....:crazy:

[TZ]

16. Nice to meet you!

And I see madinmaryland has already introduced himself by posting his favorite joke. Get used to it. He likes to post it every where....:crazy:

[madinmaryland]

18. Thanks, Snyder!

[Deep13]

2. So, you don't play well with others, do you?

This crap does not belong in the lounge. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

[guitarist319]

8. Are you speaking to me?

Way to welcome a newcomer.

[Deep13]

10. Nope. To the OP.

[guitarist319]

11. Okay.

Noted.

[Chan790]

4. You know...

I learned something. Apparently, Frank Gifford is a woman...who knew? :shrug:

I just don't know how we're going to break the news to Kathie-Lee. A good homespun southern conservative woman like that? She's going to be devastated.

(I don't suppose you have one of Tim Hasselbeck getting his bell rung? I'd like to send it to Elizabeth.)

[sasquatch]

5. I'd love to ring Tim's bell personally

:D

[NJmaverick]

17. I prefer to take a more magnanimous approach

You will find there are many Hillary supporters here in the lounge. I doubt they appreciate your post. Why not give it a break for a day and see how things shake out?

[madinmaryland]

19. ..

Uhmm OK. I think we pretty well beat that dead horse to less than orange juice pulp on Friday.

:hi: