Does anyone have a time machine I can borrow?

[JTG of the PRB]

My flux capacitor broke.

[Dr. Strange]

1. Okay jtg33, think about this a minute.

If someone had a time machine for you to borrow, wouldn't you have ALREADY borrowed it by now? I mean, it's a time machine. See?

[JTG of the PRB]

4. No temporal paradoxes!

They make my head hurt. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Y'wanna go back to last October?

:D

[JTG of the PRB]

5. Well... Erm... Yeah...

October, 2007 was a good, good, GOOD month.

[JanMichael]

3. Yes.

Whoops. I said that in the present.

[kentauros]

6. Ask the Doctor

[JTG of the PRB]

7. Hmm, I don't know... Telephone booths aren't usually my preferred method of time travel.

I prefer hopelessly complicated and convoluted devices for MY adventures through time!

[Orrex]

8. You've asked me that every night for the next two weeks.

Stop it, or I'm totally going to kick your ass yesterday.

[JTG of the PRB]

9. Maybe if you'd loan me your spare flux capacitor I'd stop sking.

Except that your flux capacitor has burned out every time you've loaned it to me, throwing me back in time just far enough to arrive at the point where I ask to borrow your spare flux capacitor... Hmm... Maybe you SHOULDN'T loan me your spare flux capacitor after all!

[fizzgig]

10. this is the first thing that popped into my brain

"and so i had them send me back to last thursday night so i could pay my phone bill on time. just then the floating disembodied head of colonel sanders started yelling..."

bonus points if you get this :P

[JTG of the PRB]

11. Hmmm... Do I get partial credit if I THINK It's Weird Al?

It sounds very familiar, and it sure seems like something he might say, but I can't place it within my brain.

[fizzgig]

12. you get this

and a youtube to the song: http://youtube.com/watch?v=BNfq2AspT8I (ignore the crummy video :P)

[JTG of the PRB]

13. YES! Partial cookie!!!

My day is complete!!! :woohoo: