Any cunning linguists here?

[KitchenWitch]

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

1. NOW we're talking!

Ooh, I made a pun.

[KitchenWitch]

2. tongue gymnastics are always welcome!

:evilgrin:

[kentauros]

6. You better watch out!

:P

[flvegan]

13. I'll keep the light on for you.

:evilgrin:

[Inchworm]

3. Be right back

I need to stir the gravy.

O8)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. hmmmm ---

plenty of bullshit artists, for a fact :D

[DarkTirade]

5. There's many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip.

[KitchenWitch]

8. Ahhh, the best part.

:D

[DarkTirade]

11. A slip of the tongue at the wrong time

can lead to a rise in emotion in even the most innocent of situations.

[nomorenomore08]

7. Better yet, any master debators?

Because, you know, anybody who was on the debate team in high school would've had a lot of practice with that shit... :evilgrin:

[kentauros]

9. No, just a Master Baker

[Orrex]

10. I spent some time studying CLIT in college

Comparative Literature, of course.

At least, that's how the used to abbreviate the course listings: CLIT102, CLIT203, etc.

I swear, that joke never got old during class registration season!

[kentauros]

12. Oddly enough...

The University of Houston at Clear Lake actually and seriously considered changing their name to the "Clear Lake Institute of Technology". Until someone pointed out the acronym it spelled

[struggle4progress]

14. After learning "frottage" is French for "cheese," I never showed much promise with modern linguini