A joke...

[Punkingal]

Dick Cheney, President Bush and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force
One. Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a
$100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."

Dubya shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00
bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Don says, "Of
course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and
make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw
all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."

[4morewars]

1. I wish !!!!

I'll be sending this one out to all my friends with e-mail !!!!
:yourock:

[myrna minx]

2. Ha!

Thanks.

[myrna minx]

3. Ha!

Thanks.

[mmm]

4. That is a Classic!

[Kamika]

5. err that's stolen :p

It happened for real to the Italian prime minister, while talking to his wife :D

[theorist]

6. Change the punchline.

"I could throw all of you out the window and make 200 million people happy."

(or the estimated number of Dem voters will be)

[DemExpat]

12. How about the population of the world?

:bounce:

DemEx

[RobertSeattle]

7. Would make a great political cartoon

The Republican throwing $1000 bills to a few millionires

The Democrat throwing $10 bills to hundreds of people.

[Goldberg]

8. lmao!

[skypilot]

9. George could have also replied...

"Well, I could throw a $10.00 bill out the window and make TEN people very happy."

[Punkingal]

11. LOL

That sounds like more like something he would say.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Love it!

:D

[alwynsw]

13. OOOOHHHHH! Slot canyons.

I love slot canyons.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. I've only seen pics of them

I'd like to venture into one...

[alwynsw]

19. There are some great ones in Northern Arizona

Before anyone goes exploring them CHECK THE WEATHER. Even a small rain miles away can kill you if it's above the canyons in the same watershed. They can fill up in a hurry and get you with a 30 mph wall of water that you can't escape.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. Thanks for the tip...

I'll keep that in mind!

[PVnRT]

15. *rimshot*

:thumbsup:

[VOX]

16. Hah! Yes!

Thanks for the much-needed laugh!

:toast:

[geniph]

17. George's real line:

"the residue off my $100 bill could make one person very happy!"

[bigwillq]

18. That was great. I love jokes.

I can't wait to tell that to the people at the bar tonight. Hope you don't find if I use it.