I like New Order. Am I going to hell?

[Colin Ex]

I got ahold of a mix a friend of mine made for me with a few New Order songs and ripped a few of them to my computer. Much to my suprise, I really like them (note -- I hate Joy Division).

Does God view liking New Order as a mortal sin, and if so, what can I do for penance?

-C

[Goldberg]

1. It is a mortal sin...

and you're going to Hell!!!!! JK, bud. :)

[XNASA]

2. You'll be going to Hell, on Blue Monday.

Now don't get mixed up in some kind of Bizarre Love Triangle, or you'll be going sooner than you think.

[myrna minx]

3. My Rx is to play the extended 32 minute remix of True Faith

at least 12 times in a row. That should fix your ailment.

By the by, I love New Order. I saw them perform in Wisconsin and Illinois many, many times in the 80's.

[Colin Ex]

5. That's very intriguing. nt

[MsUnderstood]

4. Could be worse. . .

you could be jammin to New Edition. . .(Mr. Telephone man, theres something wrong with my phone. . .when I dial my baby's number. . .)

[Colin Ex]

6. Who the hell is New Edition?

I've never heard of that, although I get the impression that's for the better.

-C

[blondeatlast]

7. Nope. I'm a Believer (in God, that is) and I still love

New Order AND Joy Division.

Now, I can't speak for Him, but if you off yourself and someone blames what you did on New Order, their Hell will be listening to Amy Grant 24/7 for eternity.

"Baby, Baby" will be played at least thrice an hour.

Enjoy!

[Colin Ex]

8. God can't be that cruel.

Besides, I'm sure that if God has good taste, he too hates Amy Grant's music.

Man, God's hardcore.

-C