What starts with "F" and ends with "uck?"

[RetroLounge]

"Firetruck"

This is the joke my 9 yr old just told at the dinner table.

:rofl:

I know I shouldn't laugh, but I did...

:9

RL

[TZ]

1. Thats pretty good, especially for a nine year old

Thanks for sharing!:)

[lost-in-nj]

2. well my son used to look out the front window of his

grandmas house (she was on a main street) and
get over excited and yell



FRUCK!!! FRUCK!!!!



she was not amused....

we laughed our asses off!!!


:hug: :hi:

how are you???/



lost

on edit: we knew he meant truck...

[RetroLounge]

4. Hee

Yeah, we used to say fruck as kids too... :D

I'm good, you?

RL

[lost-in-nj]

10. Hangin in there hon

:hug:



lost

[Parche]

3. You Know He Got That From Reading!1

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

:rofl:

:hi:

[RetroLounge]

5. Yeah, dang nasty habit...

:hi:

RL

[nomorenomore08]

21. Good thing he didn't read Norman Mailer, or he'd be saying "fug" all the time.

:P

As Tallulah Bankhead (allegedly) said, "So you're the young man who can't spell fuck..."

[Angel]

6. Why shoudn't you laugh

It's a great joke for a 9 yr old. He possibly knew you would think something else, its the joy of a child's mind to really mess with a parents mind lol Enjoy his innocence. They grow up so fast, enjoy his childhood with him.

[Benfea]

13. I agree with Angel

Clearly the joke implies that the child understands that "Fuck" is a word he or she isn't supposed to say. That's all you really need to get through as a parent.

Personally, I think the French have a much more sensible attitude about words like that: why add a word to your language if no one is supposed to use it?

[RetroLounge]

14. Didn't want to encourage him to explain it to his little sister

:shrug:

RL

[Benfea]

16. I can understand your problem with that. :D

I just find this all amusing because in my house growing up no one cared about swear words.

[Angel]

19. I can understand not wanting him to explain n/t

[Kajsa]

7. Oh that rascal!

:rofl:

--- just like his dad!

That is a crack-up.
;-)

:hi: :hug:

[av8rdave]

8. F series pickup truck?

[RetroLounge]

9. Well, THAT would have been impressive...

:hi:

RL

[Greyskye]

11. I (innocently) told my mom that joke

I must have been about that age.

I was quite surprised by the spanking that occurred shortly thereafter. :(

[Gormy Cuss]

12. That boy has a lot to learn

and he's off to a good start.}(

[applegrove]

15. That is an oldie.

[RetroLounge]

18. Well so am I

and I never heard it...

:D

RL

[lizziegrace]

17. hehe...

:D

[hippywife]

20. Very cute. LOL

Reminds me of the time we were all gathered at the dinner table (six kids, five of which were girls) and my little brother at approx. age 6 asked my dad "What makes Peter Pan fly?" When dad responded that he didn't know, little brother replied, "If someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly, too!" We all had to get up and leave the table. :rofl:

[MrScorpio]

22. Flying Hockey Puck

[fishnfla]

23. what a four letter word that ends in "k" that means human intercourse?

talk

[unpossibles]

24. Friar Tuck

[pokerfan]

25. What is it that all men have one of...

What is it that all men have one of;
it's longer on some men than on others;
the pope doesn't use his;
and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?















































A: His last name.