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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 12:17 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the next President of the United States
Mr. Alphonse Capone

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asteroid2003QQ47 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-05-08 12:50 AM
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1. By todays standards, a Prince!

"During the 1920s, Alphonse Capone was a notorious gangster who conducted his illegal enterprises in Chicago, Illinois. In 1929, the FBI . . . was ordered by the Attorney General to investigate the legitimacy of an affidavit that petitioned for a postponement of Mr. Capone's appearance in response to a Federal Grand Jury subpoena. The investigation established that facts within the affidavit were indeed false. On February 25, 1931, Mr. Capone was tried and convicted of contempt of court. When Mr. Capone was convicted for income tax evasion, the Judge ruled that the sentence for contempt of court should be served concurrently with the tax evasion sentence."

http://foia.fbi.gov/foiaindex/capone.htm

Creative affidavit, contempt of court, tax evasion? What a bad boy!

If he were running against the real thugs currently seeking the office, he'd get my vote!
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