Which God do you believe in?

[Superfly]

In the spirit of the other poll, what God do you believe in?

[TheMightyFavog]

1. Where the hell is Cthulhu?

End of Line?

[Liberal Veteran]

40. Exactly where you said he was!

:)

[Cush]

2. Mighty MTV Tiki God!

anyone remember him?

[Az]

3. You forgot some good ones

Eris (goddess of mischief) see Principia Discordia and Greek mythology
Cthulhu of course
The IPU (Invisible Pink Unicorn)
Bob (Church of the SubGenius)
Hank If you gotta ask

[TheMightyFavog]

9. ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!!! HAIL ERIS!!!

fnord.

[Az]

12. Fnord!

Gobble gobble gobble.... there all greys have been cursed.

[radwriter0555]

4. I serve no master...

thanks though.

[minkyboodle]

5. Crom!!!!!

Best one line repeater in cinema..!!! I love the part when the girl he is getting down with first turns into a demon, then tries to kill him, and then flies around like a sprite and all conan says...... Crom
Scott

[Superfly]

6. Or, when he prays to Crom....(corrected)

"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!

[AngryYoungMan]

7. Clapton

eom

[Loonman]

8. Beelzebubba

[Whitacre D_WI]

26. You know what, Loonman?

I like you. You're not like the other people here in this trailer park.

[Loonman]

28. 'Cuz I'm mad

Mad, I tell you MAD!!!

:freak:

[Goldberg]

10. The Christian God.

[jimbo fett]

11. Bob.

[Spider Jerusalem]

24. You forgot the Sacred Quotation Marks™!

Blasphemer....

[Fenris]

13. Odin

"From the hall of Heaven he rode away
To Lidskialf, and sate upon his throne,
The mount, from whence his eye surveys the world.
And far from Heaven he turned his shining orbs
To look on Midgard, and the earth, and men."
--Baldr Dead

Fenris is the demonic wolf spawn of Loki and the giantess Angur-boda. He is the personification of hatred and evil. He was bound by Odin and Tyr, who lost his hand to the beast. At Ragnarok, Fenris will become unbound and will kill Odin.

[Superfly]

14. 14% of respondents think I am going to Hell?

What the hell?

[Whitacre D_WI]

15. Dio.

Ronnie James Dio.

[Zero Gravitas]

16. dog

[Whitacre D_WI]

17. Dog is Life.

It! Was! The! Fault!
Of the government!

[Mr. McD]

18. Pwyll - Celtic god of the Underworld.

[PVnRT]

19. Robb is a dingbat

Invalid poll, as this is not an option.

[PragMantisT]

20. Ormuzd (Ahura Mazda)

Good thoughts, good words, good deeds

[blueraven95]

21. The Oh God of Hangovers

thanks Terry Prachett

[VelmaD]

35. Welcome to DU

:hi:

Good to have another Pratchett fan about the place.

[arcane1]

22. no gods for me, thanks

I'm full

[Spider Jerusalem]

23. JHVH-1.

Fear the stark fist of removal.

[Bridget Burke]

25. Hey, you left out the Goddesses!

Brigid, of course (she was a goddess before she was Saint Bridget). The Morrigan comes in handy when things get tough. When things get really rough, Kali & the Red Taras of Tibet have a way of cutting through illusion--also, the vital parts of enemies.

And, of course, it's always unwise to neglect Mamzelle Erzulie.

[VelmaD]

37. Not surprising...

seems like they ALWAYS leave out the goddesses. :eyes:

[populistmom]

27. I had to go with The Great Spirit

Although a practicing Christian because I believe Jesus was an imprtant teacher, I know that my human mind could only begin to conceptualize a small glimmer of what "God" actually is and I think Christianity itself only gives part of the picture, sometimes getting too wrapped up in dogma to see the forest for the trees. I believe, though in a spirit or universal energy of goodness that we can choose to be a part of or let guide us in a sense. One could call that God, or many other things, but I think it's probably much more really.

[underpants]

29. Ronald Reagan

:bounce:

[baldguy]

39. The god is mammon.

and Reagan is his profit...er, prophet.

[beanball]

30. God the creator

of heaven and earth,his son The Christ and the Holy Ghost.

[blindpig]

31. the holy sacred artamoose!

god(without gender) of the swamps, patron of field herpetologist(this one anyway)and tormenter of the environmentally unclean. Paybacks are a bitch!

[beyurslf]

32. Um... NONE.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

33. Ninkasi

http://www.anchorbrewing.com/beers/ninkasi_hymn.htm


Hymn to Ninkasi


Borne of the flowing water (...)
Tenderly cared for by the Ninhursag,
Borne of the flowing water (...)
Tenderly cared for by the Ninhursag,
Having founded your town by the sacred lake,
She finished its great walls for you,
Ninkasi, having founded your town by the sacred lake,
She finished its great walls for you.

Your father is Enki, Lord Nidimmud,
Your mother is Ninti, the queen of the sacred lake,
Ninkasi, Your father is Enki, Lord Nidimmud,
Your mother is Ninti, the queen of the sacred lake.

You are the one who handles the dough,
with a big shovel,
Mixing in a pit, the bappir with sweet aromatics,
Ninkasi, You are the one who handles
the dough, with a big shovel,
Mixing in a pit, the bappir with -honey.

You are the one who bakes the bappir
in the big oven,
Puts in order the piles of hulled grains,
Ninkasi, you are the one who bakes
the bappir in the big oven,
Puts in order the piles of hulled grains,

You are the one who waters the malt
set on the ground,
The noble dogs keep away even the potentates,
Ninkasi, you are the one who waters the malt
set on the ground,
The noble dogs keep away even the potentates.

You are the one who soaks the malt in a jar
The waves rise, the waves fall.
Ninkasi, you are the one who soaks
the malt in a jar
The waves rise, the waves fall.

You are the one who spreads the cooked
mash on large reed mats,
Coolness overcomes.
Ninkasi, you are the one who spreads
the cooked mash on large reed mats,
Coolness overcomes.

You are the one who holds with both hands
the great sweet wort,
Brewing with honey and wine
(You the sweet wort to the vessel)
Ninkasi, (...)
(You the sweet wort to the vessel).

The filtering vat, which makes
a pleasant sound,
You place appropriately on
a large collector vat.
Ninkasi, the filtering vat,
which makes a pleasant sound,
You place appropriately on
a large collector vat.

When you pour out the filtered beer
of the collector vat,
It is the onrush of
Tigris and Euphrates.
Ninkasi, you are the one who pours out the
filtered beer of the collector vat,
It is the onrush of
Tigris and Euphrates.

Translation by Miguel Civil, Professor Emeritus of Sumerology, The Oriental Institute, and the Department of Near Eastern Languages and Civilizations and Linguistics, The University of Chicago.

[ButterflyBlood]

34. The Judeo-Christian God

[MrSlayer]

36. I'm in the "God of the Month" club.

This month's god is RA the Egyptian god of the Sun.

[IronLionZion]

38. Nobody said Kucinich?

Isn't he still god for some DUers?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

41. hindu gods

theres more than just vishnu: theres the tripartite : brahma/vishnu/shiva

and we have a bunch of powerful goddesses: durga and kali