Jon Stewart leaving Daily Show after General Election. Being replaced by Colin Quinn

[DS1]

heh
not really
I just decided this was the most evil lounge title I could muster tonight.


:yoiks:

[Danger Mouse]

1. You don't have to do this.

[TZ]

2. GRR! You want to give me a heart attack you?

That indeed was evil..but you punked me good....:spank:

[DS1]

4. what? Colin Quinn is funny

bwah!!!

[alphafemale]

6. ....actually he's being replaced by Ben Stein.

Just so long as we're kidding.

[AlCzervik]

3. he's a national treasure.

that should be buried immediately.

[Bucky]

5. I thought they'd promised the gig to Carrottop

Actually Stewart recently re-upped his contract for another two years.

[mokawanis]

7. hot damn

I could hear alarm bells going off in my cranium when I read the title of your post. Shame on you...:)

[DS1]

8. evil kick

[underpants]

9. Who is this General Erection?

[quip]

10. And why does he take such a rigid stance on this issue?

[underpants]

11. beats me

:shrug:

[quip]

12. Could be because he's a member in good standing.

[DS1]

13. Local Bishop?

[quip]

14. Organist.

[underpants]

19. Oh yeah light tickly fingers

[quip]

23. On your G string?

[Bake]

45. At least it's not a "wide stance."

Bake

[quip]

51. That would tap my patience.

[JVS]

16. He's in charge of Private Parts!

[quip]

21. In addition to Major Wood

[JVS]

22. And Sgt. Sausage

[DS1]

24. And Commando Sachs

[JVS]

27. This is getting to be the greatest military force ever assembled!

Eat SHIT D-Day landing!

[quip]

34. We have the best seamen in the world!

[DS1]

36. Our tubes are filled and ready to fire

[quip]

42. Patience! We don't want to fire our torpedo prematurely.

[quip]

29. Chief pevy officer Dick Wadkins

[TZ]

30. With assistant

Mike Hunt

[JVS]

35. Don't forget Colonel Angus and his proud service

[quip]

38. He was stripped of his rank. He is no longer Colonel Angus; call him by his given name

"Anal." And I so loved the sound of "Colonel Angus".. but I guess I could give Anal Angus a try.

[TZ]

39. I think he

should be promoted to Rear Amiral...Rear Admiral Anal Angus....

[quip]

41. You there, turtlensue!

ride into town and tell the Postmaster.. that if anyone is looking for Anal Angus.. to come knockin' at the rear entrance.. of Shady Thicket.

[quip]

25. Didn't they all get into some trouble? Something to do with Corporal Punishment?

[TZ]

28. I think they were also involved with Major Payne

[underpants]

31. Iwas wondering what had happened to Private Spanking

:spank:

[quip]

33. He was dealt with by the Vice Admiral

[underpants]

37. Well as long as it wasn't the Rear Admiral

because :hide:

[quip]

40. What's wrong with having an Admiral in the rear?

:shrug:

[underpants]

43. What, are you looking for someone to be on his staff?

[quip]

50. It's a great position, which comes with a stimulus package.

[TZ]

52. I thought those benefits were only available

to YOUR staff....:evilgrin:

[quip]

32. There is no Colonel of Truth in that

[JVS]

15. That would kill the show

[BarenakedLady]

17. You

BASTARD!

You got me.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

18. Not cool, Friendo.

[sasquatch]

20. I wish you could see how angry I just got there for a few seconds

[DS1]

26. ha ha ha

perfect


I was watching last night, and wondered what the worst possible thing that could happen to The Daily Show was.

[IntravenousDemilo]

44. May fool! n/m

[NJmaverick]

46. That was not nice!

Although I will say I used to watch the show before Steward (forget the host's name) and I liked it just as much.

[DS1]

47. It was Craig Kilborn

who took his "5 questions" with him when he left

[NJmaverick]

48. If remember correctly, Stewart tried to do them

but it tanked. He wasn't comfortable with that style.

[Schema Thing]

49. shoot.me.now.

[semillama]

53. OMG! That would so annoy my wife if it were true!

I'm going to tell her and see what she says. :evilgrin: