i got called inherently evil today. told that i was incapable of the slightest shard of humanity

[datasuspect]

that even a cannibal possesses.

then my mother asked me if i wanted another shot of whiskey.

[mikeytherat]

1. Your mother says that to you, too? I thought I was the only one.

mikey_the_rat

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. funny,

I was thinking of a tequila sunrise

[zanne]

3. Tough love. nt

[Inchworm]

4. Least she'll still talk with you

I reckon that means there is still hope.

:)

:hi:

[ThomCat]

5. Then you're due for a promotion to an executive position.

How did our recruiter miss someone with your potential? :P

[Gormy Cuss]

6. And you replied

"Takes one to know one." Then you picked up the whiskey bottle and left the room.

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. That what happens when you go drinking in GDP