when will the space aliens come and save us from ourselves?

[datasuspect]

the government cannot hide behind swamp gas excuses forever.

[mikeytherat]

1. The aliens, unfortunately, have passed on.

We were to be consumed by a race of giant Super Cats (this explains ancient Egypt's reverence for the cat). The plan was to be basically annoyed by the cats, used as playthings, and then they would chow down on us. Unfortunately, the Super Cats parked their spaceships in a warm part of the universe, curled up to take naps, and got sucked into the sun.

mikey_the_rat

[datasuspect]

2. you are truly an annointed one who possesses special knowledge

[mikeytherat]

3. I am hopeful that the Super Dogs will come to our rescue,

but they are still playing fetch and being loyal to their masters somewhere out in the cosmos.

mikey_the_rat

[datasuspect]

4. Rael, why do you forsake us?

[KG]

5. WE are the space aliens, left behind.

[hobbit709]

6. Hairdressers and telephone sanitizers.

[edbermac]

7. Klaatu Barada Nikto!

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Beware any who would offer to save you from what is your own responsibility.

This can occur in many forms, the worst of which appears in the guise of "you must ask us to help".

Just remember what the Republicans have done to help us, if anyone else offers to help.

(At least two major spiritual traditions accept the existence of extra-terrestrial intelligence, and one says that some are not positive by any means whatsoever.)

Stoopid eaties.