Everybody dance!

[Archae]

A big mirrored disco ball is lit up by strobes, and from out of the speakers at 120 decibels:

Go
go
go
go
go
go go
go
go
go
Quack
quack! Go
go! Quack
quack!
Quack
quack! Go
go! Quack
quack! Go
go!
I went to a party the other night

All the ladies were treatin' me right
Movin' my feet to the disco beat
how in the world could I keep my feet?
Go
go! Go
go! Go
go! Go
go!
All of a sudden I began to change
I was on the dance floor actin' strange.
Quack
quack! Flappin' my arms
I began to cluck
go
do! Quack!
Look at me
I'm the Disco Duck!
Ah! Let's go
Mama!
I said

Send me a plumber!" Ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha!
Disco
Disco Duck. I said

Send me a plumber."
Disco
Disco
Duck. Ah
let's go Mama!
Try your luck
don't be a cluck.
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco

Disco
Disco Duck. AII right!
Disco
Disco
Duck
oh
get it off
Mama!
Oh Mama
shake your tail feathers
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha!
Ah ! The music stopped
I returned to my seat
But there's no stoppin' a duck in his beat
Quack
quack! Quack
quack!
So I got back up to try my luck

Quack
quack! Quack
quack!
Wanna more! Go
go. Everybody's doing the
Disco
Disco Duck. Disco
Disco Duck.
Try your luck
don't by a cluck
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco

Disco
Disco
Duck

:D

[Archae]

1. Nobody remembers this one?

:kick:

[nini]

4. Oh I do.. who would've ever thought people would make that a hit

:shrug:

[Archae]

5. We used to laugh our heads off listening to it.

But after a few months we got sick of it.

(WOKY out Milwaukee, Top-40 AM radio)

[ronnykmarshall]

9. I've been trying to forget it!

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

2. Scalia was doing this with Cheney a while back wasn't he?

[Archae]

3. Yup.

Dirty Disco Duck dancing. :-)

[TheMightyFavog]

6. This is the United Nations.

Please note that charges of crimes against humanity are being filed against you as we speak. Please report to The Hague immediatley to turn yourself in to UN custody.

[Archae]

10. Nah it ain't that bad.

There were much worse tunes back then.

Like all of the *BLECH* Steve Miller Band. :-)

[GOPisEvil]

7. Argh...what a disgustingly annoying piece of garbage!

I rue the day Rick Dees formulated the idea for this in his brain.

[Goldberg]

8. Ok!