I'm a little unsure about how I did in my job interview today.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Right after he asked me "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?".....I started going woo woo woo wooo wooooo and slapping my own face repeatedly ala The Three Stooges.

Then he just stared at me....I think he was so impressed, he was at a loss for words.

So, to seal the deal, I said......"puh puh puh puh puh puh squeeeeeeeee!!!! ZZZZzzzzzzoooooot"

I think that may have impressed him, because he had security escort me to my car. My take on this is that he knew I would be a very valuable employee, and he didn't want anything to happen to me in the parking lot.

I think that's why anyway.

[TZ]

1. okaaay

Have I mentioned lately that you are weird?:crazy: :silly:

[DarkTirade]

2. Sounds to me like you did great.

They might even promote you to one of those offices with the padded walls, and let you wear a fancy vest.

[Critters2]

3. Why would anyone want a job?

I have one, and, trust me, they're not all they're cracked up to be.

[Lil Missy]

4. You are obviously on a track for management.

[Danger Mouse]

5. You screwed up, you mope. You forgot to fart in his face at the end.

I'm not so sure about your chances, now.

[Dr. Strange]

6. Please, for the love of God, ...

please tell me that you managed to casually work something about naked mole rat pubes into the discussion. That's practically the ONLY way to guarantee that you got the job.