Do you name certain body parts?? - Democratic Underground

triguy46

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Sat Apr-26-08 07:50 PM
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Do you name certain body parts??

This could go to LBN, but more fun for the lounge to deal with.

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"Nolen reported to police that Harris was touching himself, and ''asked her if she missed his penis (referring to it by a pet name they shared),'' the report states.

Nolen said Friday that the pet name was ''anaconda.'' "

Complete story here:

http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?subjectID=11&articleID=20080426_1_A1_hrpAc65601

And yes, I fully realize that this story is in dire need of a photo.

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DarkTirade

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Sat Apr-26-08 07:51 PM
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1. And I shall call him... Mini-Me...

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triguy46

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Sat Apr-26-08 07:54 PM
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2. LOL! Thanks, my first of the day.

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Skittles

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Sat Apr-26-08 08:07 PM
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3. just "My girls"

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Adsos Letter

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Sat Apr-26-08 08:41 PM
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4. You mean...

..."the Captain...?"

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triguy46

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Sat Apr-26-08 08:49 PM
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6. Exactly. "Ten-hut!"

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BeachBaby

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Sat Apr-26-08 08:43 PM
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5. I call my below-the-belt area......

my Doo-Dah. :)

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Elidor

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Sat Apr-26-08 08:49 PM
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7. My master's thesis was on this very subject:

Edited on Sat Apr-26-08 08:50 PM by Hardhead

A learned paper entitled: "Touch my monkey: A study on the psycho-social (and sexual) implications and ramifications of the indiscriminate appellation (and personification) of the gonads."

I flunked.

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triguy46

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Sat Apr-26-08 08:51 PM
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8. But you are a winner with your DU name!

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Elidor

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Sat Apr-26-08 08:52 PM
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9. lol, I hate my username

It's just not me. I should change it.

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Lil Missy

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Sat Apr-26-08 10:24 PM
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10. I taught my son, that ...

his penis was his hooter, and that his fingers and toes were piggies and mitts.

Boy, did I get a strange call and a dressing down from the teacher who couldn't understand why he knew every body part, but got confused on those. I had some serious splainin' to do. :blush:

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