It's 9pm in Wyandotte MI. So come get your Q&A on with MrScorpio

[MrScorpio]

If you dare

[Bronco69]

1. My brother lives

in Wyandotte MI. Do you know him?

[MrScorpio]

2. Is his name Fred?

If it ain't, then I don't.

Come to think of it, I don't know any Freds in Wyandotte either.

Does he know me?

[Bronco69]

7. He probably doesn't know you,

but then when he's stoned he doesn't know me either LOL!!!! :-)

[Droopy]

3. What's the best beer for a college student?

Should I go economical and quantity and buy the cheap stuff or should I try to be suave and buy some expensive import?

[MrScorpio]

4. It all depends on how much change you can dig from under the couch

I'm under the impression that most college students aren't swimming in dough.

Unless they're a nude babe running a web cam subscription.

Just remember, your buzz usually doesn't give a shit if it's domestic or imported.

Go for volume. It's a no brainer.

[Droopy]

5. Thank you, Mr. Scorpio

Your wisdom is unsurpassed.

[MrScorpio]

6. No prob

Just remember to pour a little out for the homies who aren't here.

Most respect!!

[MrScorpio]

8. Okay, People!!!! Where are the questions?

What are you all, CHICKEN?!?

[Robb]

9. Mr. Scorpio, who should I listen to?

The voices in my head, or the talking butternut squash that lives behind the toilet? :shrug:

[MrScorpio]

11. You should listen to the Lithium in medicine cabinet

I think it's calling you.

[MrScorpio]

13. Oh yeah, one more thing...

You're a Dingbat

[northofdenali]

10. Hi MrScorpio - in an earlier thread

I recall you are retiring? Are you going to join HawkerHurricane in his Great Pirate Adventure?

[MrScorpio]

12. Sure as long as we can hit some Carribean Islands with fine looking babes

and as long I'm in charge of grabbing the booty!!!

[SmileyBoy]

14. How many pies in twelve???

:crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:

[MrScorpio]

16. Apple or Cherry? Baker's dozen or not?

And if they're square, there's no easy way to measure their ratios to their circumferences. They would would have to be circles.

Too many variables to give you an honest answer.

[Bertha Venation]

15. Dear Mr. Scorpio: Why do idiots insist on calling me Heidi?

Do I look like a Heidi to you?!
age 40 age 6

[MrScorpio]

18. Hell no! You're too American looking

They're idiots.

If you know of a short pier, go tell them to take a long hike off one.

[Bertha Venation]

19. Thank you, MrScorpio! Thank you!

Now I can go to bed! :boring:

'night, all.

[stumblnrose]

17. Should I spend 300 dollars on refrigerator magnets

w/ schedules of the Seattle Mariners. I think this is a great marketing breakthrough but my wife won't cut the check w/out more proof of its effectiveness.

[MrScorpio]

20. Check the Tax Code

If you can write off as a business expense, so try to convince her to go for it.

(You can write off a Hummer Like that)

If not, try some flowers, some wine and some hot sex.

You may not get the cash for the Magnets, but at least you'd get some nookie out of it.

(One thing though, aren't those Mariner scheds only for the current season? Not good for the long run. Go for flowers and horses instead. Chicks love flowers and horses.)

[stumblnrose]

21. You are brilliant

albeit it in another area code. The magnets are to advertise my real estate business. I do find that when I bring home the bacon there tends to be more porklng.