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thought my CD was done But that's not what THEY say 'Do an insult track We need it for radio play!' Cram in the names I'll take a long, hard (?) To mess up the biz Like an MP3
American Idols That's who I look for In the 'poop' section Of my local record store Reuben or Clay Oh, which should I pick? It's like choosing which puddle Of vomit to lick And when I want something Even more fruity and fake I look up 'n' for N'Sync Or 't' for Timberlake So many skills Justin's making a buck at Does he rap, does he sing? He doesn't know what to suck at Now, as for the bitches Let's give Britney thanks For the face that launched A million pre-teen skanks You were a virgin That had to be hard You've had more bones in your mouth Than a St. Bernard
I keed, I keed (He just make a little joke) I joke with you (Little dog, little joke) I keed, I keed (He just make a little joke) You're a great actress, too (Little dog, little joke)
Now let's go to Wal-Mart Where they won't sell my CD That company's nuts Are in a jar, in aisle 3 But you can see Christina In all her slut-tude It's like watching porn But the music's not as good I want to stuff My TV's crotch with a dollar Still I'd hump you If I could wear my flea collar You're looser than my poop After eating honeydew Only 50 Cents can (?) More than you And yet you're too old For Fred Durst to desire He's checking out the cast Of Lizzy McGuire Soon Fred'll try To get Mandy Moore To open for him And I don't mean a door You're not the first, Durst For R.Kelly His videos premiere At the LAPD I believe they set up An innocent guy You know what else? I believe I can fly
I keed, I keed (He just make a little joke) I joke with you (Little dog, little joke) I keed, I keed (He just make a little joke) I believe Michael, too, yeah (Little dog, little joke)
Now look how friggin' cool Those guys from The Strokes are Their riffs are three times As old as my jokes are Hey White Stripes guy Is that your wife or your sister? Shouldn't you be playing Country music twister? Hey Coldplay Maybe you should be 'Coldsore' Back when you were U2 I liked you so much more Somehow your song 'Yellow' Reminds me of pee I think 'cause when it's over It's a big relief to me Yo, Pink - Is that your hair or a tattoo? I didn't know Supercuts Had a drive-thru Yo, Nelly What the hell kind of name is that? That's about as gangster As an Easter bonnet hat And Snoop says he's clean now? You make the call The guy's higher Than Billy Joel's cholesterol Snoop . . . There's only room for one dog, putz And I can rap Can you lick your own nuts? Poop Diddy Are you in showbusiness still? I didn't know wearing A suit was a skill J. Lo, J. Lo The giant tail-o For a doggy's nose That's the holy grail-o Shakira's butt's fine But it won't hold still, you see I sniffed Elton John's tush Just for all the history I sniffed J. Lo's ass And got too touchy-feely She let loose a bomb That was bigger than 'Gigli'
I keed, I keed (He just make a little joke) I joke with you (Little dog, little joke) I keed, I keed (Nothin' wrong witcha butt) I even like . . . I don't like Affleck (Nothin' wrong witcha butt)
Avril Lavigne, punk queen? Now there's a kidder Go back north Celine needs a babysitter Phillip Glass, atonal ass You're not immune Write a song with A fucking tune And on the list of pussies Don't leave off MTV I scare them and Eminem So they gave the hook to me Slim Shady Why do you find me so scary? We're just two regular dudes Who banged Mariah Carey Wipe of that frown Just do without it Hey, my mom was a bitch, too But I don't go writing songs about it
I keed, I keed (He just make a little joke) I joke with you (Little dog, little joke) I keed, I keed (He just make a little joke) You know I never meant to hurt you (Never meant to make you cry) I keed, I keed (He just make a little joke) It's a joke, you see? (Laughy, laughy, laughy, ha, ha) Let's stop hating each other (He just make a little joke) Leave the pooping to me (Rock it to me, sock it to me) Rock it to me, sock it to me Rock it to me, sock it to me Rock it to me, sock it to me I'm a rapping dog And I'm here to say Rappa, rappa, rappa Tappa, happa, happa
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