Oh, this is just so wrong....I almost feel bad for laughing so hard.

[Richard Steele]

Almost.

[sammythecat]

1. His friends all think the comfortable living

comes from selling copper tubing. They know nothing of this dark and violent side of his life.

His soul is empty.

[Richard Steele]

6. That's as brilliant as the original caption. Remind me to keep an eye on you.

Well done, sammythecat...well done. :toast:

[sammythecat]

7. That reminded me of a movie I saw recently.

In "Eastern Promises" Viggo Mortenson played a Russian hit man who had just murdered some guy. Now he has to make sure the body can't be identified. With a half-smoked cigarette hanging out of his mouth, he takes of his suit jacket, tosses his tie over his shoulder, and starts clipping of the ends of the dead guy's fingers with a pair of wire cutters. The whole time he has this look of grim boredom on his face, just like the monkey's. He wasn't the least bit nervous or excited by what he was doing, it was just a pain in the ass, but it paid the bills.

I think the movie got middling reviews but I thought it was entertaining. Good acting and really good bad guys, the Russian Mafia in America.

:toast:

[Lex]

2. All I can think of is that someone told that monkey:

"Coffee is for closers only." ~ Glengarry Glen Ross

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. "You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife?"

[Maestro]

4. Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha!

Funny! :rofl:

[redqueen]

5. Heh...

heheh... that is good. :)