Cheese sandwiches attack rabid pantaloons!!

[everythingsxen]

I am smash face into key thingy to make word appear in long string of word.

The potatoes are hurling tripe at my pinky!!

Can the woodchucks please stop hacking my spine?

[Philosophy]

1. I fully agree

Makes perfect sense.

[everythingsxen]

5. Yes sentient.

Garble fish are eating the inside of the wall. No? Bwahahahaahah!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. Lose the LSD. It's bad for you. (nt)

[everythingsxen]

4. The pancakes sent you to assassinate my hippocampus!

May the Holy Spirit of the Martian Apocolypso Church (reformed) bless you and watch over you, then paint you purple with pink polka dots.

[mouse7]

3. Quoting Drudge again I see.

I think Hannity was talking about that today, too.

[everythingsxen]

6. Bottom of lake is filled with shiny bottlecaps

Finding tomato is good for Mr. Tuberhead.

[AlienGirl]

7. Happy Noodle Boy! Is that really you?

[everythingsxen]

8. Maybe fifty pounds of raw krill would refresh my memory...

Are the grasshoppers eating my eyes again?

[everythingsxen]

9. My hovercraft is full of eels

Go back to my place, bouncy-bouncy?

[TheMightyFavog]

10. And now.. Poetry!

'Oh freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop! I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!'

[everythingsxen]

11. Bravo bravo!!!

*holds a brick in each hand and begins clapping them against the sides of his head*

[AlienGirl]

14. I'm gonna roll around on the floor now!

'Kay?

[PVnRT]

12. I am fun happy time having!

I am sitting smashing long things on hand into key thingies to make things appear on seeing-thing. Yay! fun I am having.

Did the muskrat eat the penguin who was supposed to help me with my math?

[everythingsxen]

15. Penguin!!!

Arrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

13. Is this about Kerry?

What's it mean? Is it liberal code for Kerry having sex with someone?

Please tell me!

Matt

[everythingsxen]

16. Matt Drudge!

The High Court of Phobos has found you guilty of corruption of a gooseneck squash. Report to disintegration chamber number 23.

[everythingsxen]

17. I'm going to the McWendyKings for Third Lunch..

Anyone want some fish heads while I am there?

[AlienGirl]

18. Stop by the Stuffer Shack...

I want a watermelon burrito!

[everythingsxen]

19. They are out of Watermelon

They still have Screamin' Cherry, Double Chocolate and Lemon Lime burritos left. They don't get more til 2050.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

21. The Martian ambassador...

is here at my house. He wants his "key thingies" back. He also says to send rutabegas.

[everythingsxen]

22. The Plutonians say they will eat my eyes...

if I tell you where the key thingies are...

They put them someplace naughty... :hurts:

[CrownPrinceBandar]

24. Done and done! n/t

[everythingsxen]

27. Is it done?

Or is it done?

[CrownPrinceBandar]

31. Both.

:freak:

[earthman dave]

20. *Campers* like to say 'hello' when they *smell* the Orz.

We have learned this. It is *no function* but Orz want to make *campers* happy every day. Okay... Hello!! Now you are happy I am sure.

[everythingsxen]

23. Precise and point the to

Information retrieval successful. Thank you for this dialogue. Fnord.

[AlienGirl]

25. Not a happy camper here...

They dared me to sing the "Hello Mudda, Hello Faddah" song at last Dare-eoke! What shall I dare them back?

[everythingsxen]

26. I used to run a whole chain of Summer Camps..

they were closed down due to health code violations.

Plus the hamburgers were stealing kids brains in the middle of the night...

[PVnRT]

32. Orz are just Orz!

Arilou *RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

God, I fucking loved that game.

[Bertha Venation]

28. Christopher Keegan, is this you?!

Dude... when did you get on DU?

Christopher is my nephew and he is an irrationally huge fan of Engrish. Sounds like stuff he'd post.

[everythingsxen]

29. No

This is not Engrish. This is Word Salad. Engrish is two doors down. On the left.

[Bertha Venation]

30. Sorry. I am in the position of wrong dialing.

Your correcting is happy appreciation!