Name things John McCain is older than!

[Bennyboy]

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Dirt?

:shrug:

[OffWithTheirHeads]

2. I'm pretty sure that when he was born

the Dead Sea wasn't even sick yet.

[KitchenWitch]

3. McCain has been around since before the Big Bang

[Fox Mulder]

4. 3.3 billion year old granite.

[skygazer]

5. The Ten Commandments

Does that make him exempt?

[AwakeAtLast]

6. Trilobites

[NightWatcher]

7. he has an autographed version of the bible and still owes Moses a quarter

[opiate69]

8. he's so old he farts dust.

[yewberry]

9. Color TV. Frisbees. Velcro. Jeeps.

Microwave ovens
Silly Putty
Tupperware
The atomic bomb
McDonald's
Slinky
Hula hoop
Ballpoint pens
Freeze-dried coffee
Synthetic rubber
Aqualung
The Grapes of Wrath
Photocopier
Transistor
Aerosol spray can
Mobile phone
Cake mix
Credit card
Helicopter
Mr Potato Head
Fortran
The U.N.
Diet soda
Radial tires
Oral contraceptives
Liquid paper
Golden Gate bridge
Fair Labor Standards Act
War of the Worlds
Trans-Atlantic flight


My parents

[Lil Missy]

10. Dinosaur poop. n/t

[JTG of the PRB]

11. Yoda.

I mean, when Yoda died, he was 900 years old and it was already a long, long time ago. I'm pretty sure McCain was alive well before Yoda.

Let's take a look at these two so you can judge for yourselves:

Yoda:



McCain:

[two gun sid]

12. His 2nd wife.

[deucemagnet]

13. Wow. There's already a website dedicated to this.

http://www.youngerthanmccain.com/

Gotta love the internets.

[bigwillq]

14. The Earth

:P

[tigereye]

15. me!

:rofl:

[dixiegrrrrl]

16. my husband