I have decided to become a deity

[KensPen]

feel free to worship me.

[Kamika]

1. so..

Any specialization or just general?

[Beer Snob-50]

2. Oh great one!!!

I would like to pray and worship you and get a date with Pam Anderson in return!!! (if that is possible)

[KensPen]

4. don't you think a deity would be busy with Pam.....

she found that my rod and staff do not merely comfort her,
but cures the Hep too!

[Beer Snob-50]

5. Are you not all caring??? NT

[TXlib]

3. Worship Bob, the sub-genius?

No thanks!

[pagerbear]

6. Much as I enjoy worshiping

...unavailable men who are geographically far removed from me, I think I'll give it a pass this time.

No, wait--what do you look like? <smirk>

[KensPen]

7. sorta godlike....

no really.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. Well, it DID work for L. Ron Hubbard (nt)

[Cuban_Liberal]

9. Do you require virgin sacrifice?

Or is ordinary groveling sufficient? :P

[dolo amber]

10. I have a long list

of people I'd like to have smited (smoted? smiten?)...Anyway, if you could get on that ASAP I'll be sure to light some candles or chop the head off of some random barnyard animal in your name or something...just let me know!

Thanks! :hi:

[LynneSin]

11. Here is an article about how to be a Successful Diety

http://kirknet.www9.50megs.com/kirknet/howto01.html

Good Luck

[Kenneth ken]

12. I've long

thought that would be a pretty good gig. You have to be responsible for a lot of things, but you don't actually have to do anything. Your followers will just accept that whatever they wanted you to do, but you opted not to do, was in your infinite wisdom something they were better off not having happen. and of course, they will praise you for the good things that happen, whether you made them happen or not.

Although, the pay pretty well sucks; it seems the PR and marketing people keep it all for themselves.

:P

[KensPen]

13. From this day forward.....

Rappers shall stop winning Grammy's!

[bambo53]

14. I already am the deity in this town pal,

but there's plenty of room for the both of us, we all gotta eat eh? Just be sure you stay on your side of the street or my gang will get ya...

[Goldberg]

15. What?? You're trying to take away my worshippers?

Pft!

[KensPen]

16. Posers.......

you are but false idols to my burning bush.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

17. I can't help recalling

the episode of I, Claudius in which Caligula breathlessly approaches Claudius and asks, "Notice anything different about me?"or words to that effect.

And Claudius, seeing the madness in Caligula's eyes, does the smartest thing you can do with an absolute ruler of questionable mental stability: look delighted and say, "Why, you've become a god!"

Which is exactly what Caligula has in mind.

[Ramsey]

19. That happened in Xena all the time

There were apparently multiple ways to become a god, the most common being finding little hidden caches of ambrosia and eating them up. This happened to many an unworthy egomaniacal villain, whom Xena had to bury under a rock slide or throw into a lava pit.

[Ramsey]

18. Should have waited 94 more posts

Then you could be an evil deity.