CAPTION a conversation with Mr. Economics

[cosmicdot]

ba-da-boom ... seriously, folks, I'm hear to cure what ails you ... what you see here before you ... yes, me ... don't I look well? ... I am the state of the nation ... now, don't you feel more secure? I am the posture of our condition here and over there somewhere ... if you would keep those tithing plates circulating I'd be mighty obliged as we sometimes say in Texas and you might say it, here, too, but differently ... I am in Florida, right? Elementary schools are now off-limits to me here... folks, that was a little joke ... that's right keep passing those plates ... fear will remain until you have given it all to me ... we might even save some souls today ...

[wysimdnwyg]

1. So I told that NASCAR guy,

Hey, I know how to drive! Lemme have a go at it! But you know, that little SOB wouldn't let me take that car out on the track. I don't know what his problem was, but I'll tell ya' one thing. He just lost his sponsor. Those guys know what's good for 'em, and it ain't pissin' me off!

[cosmicdot]

2. They actually let me get real close to a race car, and guess what?

I noticed on the car that we were sponsored by some of the same multi-national corporations ... go figure ... I'm more of a private jet person myself ...

[regularguy]

3. "John Kerry's illegitimate bi-racial offpsring claim to have

invented the internet. Doesn't that tell ya something"

[Justitia]

4. See, I'm as blue collar as the next guy -

And I tuck my tie into my pants too, just like y'all!

[Deja Q]

5. Microbrain looks photoshopped...

That gives me an idea... :evilgrin:

[kmla]

6. "See this here? This is my left hand. Typically...."

"...it doesn't know what the right hand is doing. Right now, this left hand thinks that the right hand is pickin' my nose. But in reality, my right hand is wipin' my ass with The Constitution."

"The beauty of it all? The left hand still won't believe the truth when when it's told! Ain't that a hoot?"