How should I enter the 700 Club?

[southerngirlwriter]

My next post (after this one) will put me in the 700 Club. This seems a momentous occasion, and I need advice on how to do it right. Should I:

[Rhiannon12866]

1. Write an editorial

You're a writer, after all. Do what you do best. I would be careful about being too left-wing, however. You want people to take you seriously. Use unassailable facts and focus on issues that other Southerns would be most interested in, such as the Bush* record on jobs and health care. Come to think of it, those are probably the most pressing concerns for most Americans, North and South, East and West.

Have fun in the 700 Club! We'll see you on the other side!
:scared:

[Burma Jones]

2. On Your Knees

[Rhiannon12866]

3. Only 63 to go!

And I guess that Robb really is a dingbat!:shrug:

[REP]

4. With Another Bible Thread

[VOX]

5. Like running in a rainstorm. The faster you go, the less wet you'll be...

Post like heck and come on over to the kinder side.

Next stop -- 1,000! You can do it!

Cheers -- :toast: