Gun-Toting Granny Shoots Off Rapists' Testicles

[TXlib]

MELBOURNE, Australia -- Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down -- and shot off their testicles.

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If you were a juror for this case, assuming the people she shot ARE the rapists in question, would you:

[Cuban_Liberal]

1. Convict her of unlawful discharge of a firearm within city limits.

$100 fine. NEXT case!

[TXlib]

2. heh heh, AMEN!

[Catch22Dem]

4. Excellent call, sir

Very nice!

[StClone]

3. I think this is an Urban Legend

Scope it out at SNOPES.

[TXlib]

7. You are correct, it is false

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.htm

Still a great anecdote.

[DuctapeFatwa]

5. 50 hours community service teaching elderly ladies to shoot (nt)

[Cuban_Liberal]

6. LOL!

Good call! :evilgrin:

[Beaker]

8. vigilantism is ALWAYS wrong.

The granny could have just as easily taken the police to where the guys were holed up.

[Deja Q]

13. I disagree

With the number of people getting off with light sentences for vicious crimes or having long histories of nasty crimes and getting caught for doing another, aka http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=766387&mesg_id=766387 or celebrities/sports figures/actors/et al...

The people need to take back what's right.

[Beaker]

16. they call it civilization for a reason.

give it a try sometime...

[SOteric]

9. Was it cheaper than your vasectomy?

:evilgrin:

[TXlib]

20. Maybe, but my vasectomy was prolly a whole lot less painful.

Much to KCDem's dismay.

[Rowdyboy]

10. Should farmers be allowed to castrate innocent cattle?

Well, these guys weren't innocent.

[onebigbadwulf]

11. Gotta see Boondock Saints. Great movie.

God's laws are above man's laws

[Deja Q]

14. I believe in God, but

humankind has perverted what God has said so often that I don't know what's true anymore.

Oh, stealing is wrong, cheating on your significant other is wrong, and so on... the basics are obvious...

God needs to pay a return visit. Humanity's gone nuts.

[Another Bill C.]

12. This reminds me

of an old "Twilight Zone" or a similar series. A young woman was raped and became an emotional wreck. Her husband was driving her through the neighborhood where the attack occurred when she suddenly said, "There he is!" and pointed out a male pedestrian. The husband checked his handgun and, after a long and circuitous footchase, shot and killed the alleged attacker.

Shortly after that, as they were driving through town, the wife again blurted out, "There he is!" and pointed out another man walking along the street. The story ended with a closeup of the husband with a really pained look on his face.

[Beaker]

18. yep...vigilantism is a wonderful thing.

and some people actually think that it's the right way to run a society...:silly: :crazy: :silly:

[Burma Jones]

15. There's now a group on Yahoo

That WANTS to have their testicles shot off by a "hot" granny.

woo woo.

[Kamika]

17. SHE SHOULD HAVE A CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL

All honor to her

[alwynsw]

19. Urban legend or not

Give her pistol back to her with a couple of boxes of Cor Bons so the next guy won't be able to salvage any of his penis.

No medals, though. At 81, the extra weight might slow her down.