Sir we forgot the ten foot pole but did bring along some CAPTIONs

[underpants]

[blondeatlast]

1. See, if you join up you get a car like this

if you survive Iraq.

[underpants]

2. What can your father do to get you in his 30 years ago?

I'll have to check with my manager....please have some coffee..I'll be right back.

[underpants]

3. No sir the yellow stripe has to stay on the car you've already got one

:bounce:

[Fridays Child]

7. LOL!!!

My coffee's on the keyboard! :7

[DS1]

4. Wow, putting a fly catcher on the hood of your car...

Brilliant!

[Bronco69]

5. "I swear, I was number 478 out of 500

in my unit. My name was right about here on the list."

[johnlal]

6. It's almost perfect

Put a plastic turkey in the front seat, and I'll buy it!

[SlavesandBulldozers]

8. damn

I never should have went AWOL, I would've stayed in if i knew we'd get to drive this bad boy. So, where are the missiles?

[GOPisEvil]

9. Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Irony meter going off the scale!!!!

[cosmicdot]

10. Please don't touch. We've seen what happens to things you touch.

[chenGOD]

11. No sir, that's not where the fuel goes in.

[underpants]

12. So..... What happens to all those Gore votes if he should hit the wall?

:bounce:

[wysimdnwyg]

13. You want to drive it?

I'm not letting you drive it! What, are you stupid? Oh, yeah. Right.

[11 Bravo]

14. Be honest. This is the closest you've ever been, isn't it?

n/t

[CanuckAmok]

15. "Well, the NASCAR lobbyist was very convincing...

...and it's my pleassre to announce that this Administration has green-lighted the purchase of 5,000 of these high-speed light-armoured troop carriers, at a mere 8.4 million per unit. As your president, I remain committed to protecting American interests abroad, and on oval tracks everywhere..."