Let's have some fun: What's YOUR stripper name?? Post it here.

[Shine]

Your stripper name is a combination of your first pet's name with the name of the first street you lived on, as a child.


Mine: Shiva Alvarado.


:evilgrin:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. Flash Crestwood.

[Shine]

4. LOL! Perfect.

:rofl:

See? It works like a charm.

:hi:

[havocmom]

171. Flash Ainsworth for me

Sounds more like a TV sitcom rocket scientist than a stripper.

[ronnykmarshall]

2. Midnight Fishering.

[Bucky]

10. Too obscene for even the seediest strip joint.

But at least it's not as bad as "Fluffy Martin Luther King Boulevard"

[Shine]

18. Fluffy Martin Luther King Boulevard

:rofl: hilarious!

[Ellen Forradalom]

176. We shall overcome..

some day...

[terrya]

36. Wow, that sounds so...Al Parker in the early 80's.

Actually, not really....

[Skittles]

114. that's DISGUSTING

:rofl:

[PeaceNikki]

3. Snooky 39th?

:shrug:

[AteAlien]

5. Chester Oak

Not so good!

[Bucky]

11. I'm certain there's at least one Chippendale bowtie boy using that handle

[skygazer]

6. Dixie Manchester

Or Lassie Seven, depending on which pet you consider my first and which name you use for the street. :P

[Shine]

7. I like the first one better.

:D

:hi: how's married life treatin' ya? :loveya:

[skygazer]

31. Lovin' it!

Happier than ever and I didn't think that was possible. :bounce:

:loveya:

[Shine]

39. Oh, that's so great to hear, sky

I'm really happy for you. You totally deserve it, babe. :loveya:

[suninvited]

8. Trinity Fannon NT

[Bucky]

9. Holly Sycamore?

My stripper name needs a professional name change

[last_texas_dem]

12. Goldie Yorkshire

[IronLionZion]

13. Jimmy Hickory!

Or even Jimmy Hickory Hollow

[Shine]

21. The first one works a bit better.....

esp since you're a guy. :D

[Dora]

14. Pearl Butte.

Yee-haw!

[Shine]

22. OMG!

good one! :thumbsup:

[Dora]

59. Baby's got butte!

:evilgrin:

[malta blue]

15. Ruby 111.

Not bad...

:rofl:

:hi: Shine :loveya:

[Rosie1223]

16. Charlie Anderson -- Sounds more like a CPA n/t

[TZ]

17. Koko Yellowstone

[Shine]

23. Not bad.

:hi:

[mwdem]

19. Sandy Freeman..

should it be Sandi?

[Shine]

24. Yes, it should be "Sandi"

and you should put a star as the dot in the "i". :rofl:

[geardaddy]

20. Muffin Fremont

[DS1]

25. lildreamer316

[Tommy_Carcetti]

26. Kasha Scientists Cliffs.....

Yeah....

[av8rdave]

27. Elvis Hazzard

Brace yourselves!

[Shine]

67. Thank you, thank you very much!

:rofl:

[av8rdave]

72. Let's face it....I grew up on the perfect street!

Now if I only had the looks to go with the career...

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Fireball First Avenue

That explains why they've been sticking Happy Meal coupons in my g-string. x(

[Shine]

93. Maybe it should be "Fireballs"

:evilgrin:

[pink-o]

29. Tweety Santiago

..But "Tweety" is taken by someone far more obscene than a stripper!

[mitchum]

30. Tiger Snow

[LynneSin]

32. Evita Park

Abbott Park wouldn't work for me

[Shine]

38. Classy

:thumbsup:

[Bombero1956]

33. oh boy

Tramp Maple

[Shine]

70. Perfect!

:thumbsup:



:evilgrin: see how fun this is??

[terrya]

34. Mine: Laddie Cantrell

[texas1928]

35. Romeo 8.

[kernelfarmer]

37. Wan Hunglo (it's chinese) NT

[datasuspect]

40. clutch longstroke

[Deep13]

81. not bad nt

[dana_b]

160. that sounds nasty!! n/t

[BeachBaby]

41. Uhhhh.....Sugar Market. HFS!!!!!!!!!!

First pet was a black German shepherd, and we named her Sugar. :)
First street I lived on was Market Street in Gloucester, NJ.

Sounds more like a porn name than a stripper. :rofl:

[Shine]

51. I love it! Sugar Market could be your stripper name AND your porn name

"dual purpose", as it were. :evilgrin:

:rofl:

[BeachBaby]

165. Very cool. It increases my

options for a career change. :rofl:

[TZ]

57. My first dog's name was Koko...

How perfect is that for a stripper name....:D

[KeepItReal]

69. Me likey!

B-)

[quip]

78. That's gonna stick!

:evilgrin:

[BeachBaby]

166. You'll see to it, I'm sure.

Ya pev. :hi:

[Tikki]

42. Tina Vigina......

:)
OK Virginia....but we used to call it Vigina Street

[Shine]

53. Of course, it doesn't take much to imagine the possibilities for THAT one!

:rofl:

[Tikki]

74. Yeah, we used to call it....

Virgin St....yeah, that was absurd..or Gin St. more like it.
And Vagina St.....that was a given.
And actually us kids that grew up on the street often called it
Ginger St.


Tikki

[sarge43]

43. Schotzie Sherman n/t

(typo)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

44. My dear Shine!

"Scuffy Central"

WTF!:wtf:

:evilgrin:

[Shine]

45. LOL!

hubba, hubba! :evilgrin:

[Bucky]

46. Ew

Scuffy Central sounds more like something you'd find on a stripper.

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

47. Panda Bonafede

:rofl:

[TommyO]

48. Trixie Southside

Sounds a little trashy to me, I like it!

[Shine]

55. The trashier, the better!

:evilgrin:

[Texasgal]

49. Penny Ware

:rofl:

[tinymontgomery]

50. Cricket Jones

sounds more like a PI

[huskerlaw]

52. Marvin Lexington

Apparently I'm a male stripper...

:P

[BOSSHOG]

54. Motley Summerset

Actually my real stripper's name is BIG JOHN!

[joneschick]

56. Crackers Mayflower

yeah, it's not working for me either. :shrug:

[Shine]

68. I like it! Sound a bit trashy.

:evilgrin:

[AzDar]

58. Pepe Lonsdale.

Me likee...

[LeftyMom]

60. I don't think this one's gonna work. Bob Marysville Boulevard.

[Shine]

66. You could change it to "Bobbi". That might help.

or not. :D

[Iggo]

61. Tyke Muroc

[HERVEPA]

62. Mazel Pentridge

[billyskank]

63. Muffin Lancers.

I shit ye not.

[Shine]

64. Does that muffin have tasty berries? LOL!

:rofl: :evilgrin:

[geardaddy]

71. I'm also a muffin.

lol

*extending hand* Fremont...Muffin Fremont, pleased to meet you.

[KeepItReal]

65. Pecks Alba

:-)

[Radio_Lady]

73. Toasty Rose! She struts her stuff and dances better than Salome with SIX veils!

It's actually the name of a Flawless Finish cream foundation skin make-up made by Elizabeth Arden.

We went looking for it at a local store in Las Vegas last year, and my husband did a whole comedy routine based on the name.

:hi:

[Shine]

75. Love it!

:thumbsup:

:hi:

[Radio_Lady]

82. Thank-youall. Verymuch. Andmyhusbandthanksyou,too!

:hi:

I could have given you my Western name from the Calgary Stampede name generator:

Check it out: http://cs.calgarystampede.com/fun/nickname_generator.html

Ellen "CRAZY TOOTH" Kimball

How did they know I had a crazy tooth? The doctor finally pulled it in February after endless treatment and pain. The molar lasted 56 years (68 minus 12 years), but it was broken at the bottom. The oral surgeon gave it back to me at my request in a little white tooth-shaped cup! Honestly! The raw gold is worth something at the pawn shop. But they don't pay anything for what's left of the tooth parts.

[Chan790]

76. Charlie Pickney

Not a good porno name.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

77. Hmmm...Terry Lancer

Sounds like a girl who wears a prosthetic penis. :blush:

[Deep13]

79. Buffy Main?

I don't like the sound of that. What if I go with the second pet and street names. Then it would be Duchess Perry. Maybe my stripper alter-ego is a cross-dresser.

[Shine]

96. LOL!! hey, we make it up anyway!

:rofl:

[CottonBear]

80. Sam Rosalind.

;)

[Tektonik]

83. Louis Fort Tejon

[5LeavesLeft]

84. Strange Hunter's Whip!

[RainDog]

85. mine: temeah strange

[taterguy]

86. I don't think you've spent enough time in topless bars

Maybe they're different on the West Coast but on the East Coast strippers only go by their first name, and it's usually a car or a place, ie, Dallas, Cheyenne, Porshe, Mercedes, Kennebunkport.

[RainDog]

88. ooh, can I be PT Cruiser? n/t

[shaniqua6392]

87. Amazing Grace Fenton.

Ewwwww. I think that is sacrilegious or something. LOL!!! That is hilarious.

[Shine]

97. Has possibilities....

:evilgrin:

[book lady]

89. Brandi Franklin :)

[Drum]

90. Kiki 88

Hmmm... :eyes:

[bigwillq]

91. Fluffy Arlene (nt)

[NMDemDist2]

92. Coco Robbins

is as close as I can remember

[erinlough]

94. Nippy Holden !!

[Shine]

95. LOL!

maybe you should amend it to "Nippy Holdem" :evilgrin:

:rofl:

[erinlough]

108. I Like!! Nippy Holdem it is. n/t

[Inchworm]

98. Victoria Spanky

hehe

:hi:

[Shine]

99. OMG, classic!

:rofl: that is too funny!

[Inchworm]

100. I'll be needing a pretty wig

and a can-can dress.

I do like how silk feels on my skin :P

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

101. Archie Twining?

Check please! :rofl:

[kineneb]

102. Tiger Canby

Tiger was a cat

perhaps Henrietta Canby? Henny is my current pet chicken

[Shine]

104. Nope, Tiger is definitely more stripper-like

:evilgrin: meOW!

[Miss Carly]

103. Joey Eldorado at your service......

Table Dances 20 dolla...and keepa ya hands offa my lace

Carly

[LaurenG]

105. Gretchen La Paloma

That sounds like a stripper name. :silly:

[SarahB]

106. Hassy 42.

[Beaverhausen]

107. Taffy Bridgewater

[S n o w b a l l]

109. Bitsy Stockwell

:)

[Shine]

121. heh.

Bitsy. :evilgrin:

[greenbriar]

110. Peaches Third

today it would be


spooky greenbriar

[TroglodyteScholar]

111. Spud Pecanwood

wahahah

[Skittles]

113. just make that STUD PEACONWOOD

yes INDEED :thumbsup:

[Shine]

122. LOL!

yeah, baby! :bounce:

[Skittles]

112. Mama Pinkus Rural Route 2

that hardly sounds exotic :7

[Shine]

123. LOL, well the first two names sound pretty sexy

:rofl: rural route 2....not so much

[YDogg]

115. Brownie Hwy 98

/wife, actually

[Skittles]

128. darlin', that sounds like Hershey Highway

yes INDEED :o

[YDogg]

150. All aboard!

:evilgrin:

[Skittles]

154. you're such a 'HO !!!!!!!!!!!

:thumbsup:

[JTG of the PRB]

116. Leo Linden.

Not bad... Not bad.

[Deja Q]

117. Piers Laurie

How quaint!

[Shine]

125. how sophisticated!

piers. :rofl: heh.

[algol]

118. Onyx Beelzebub

I'm thinking I may have missed my calling.

[Shine]

126. Now THERE"S a stripper name!

:thumbsup: LOL.

[PassingFair]

119. Fluffy Kensington. n/t

[Shine]

127. There's a couple other Fluffy's on this thread

you guys get around..... :evilgrin:

[hellbound-liberal]

120. Lady Appleblossom

Lady was a collie and I lived on Appleblossom lane in Newtown, CT.

[Skittles]

130. that sounds elitist

:rofl:

[Shine]

133. LOL, but I bet she's not bitter about it!

:rofl:

[Skittles]

134. BITTER APPLE

:rofl:

[Shine]

136. HA!

too funny. :rofl:

[latebloomer]

124. Napoleon 103rd St.

Funny!!

But not exactly sexy.

[leftyclimber]

129. Fred Shenandoah.

:hide:

[Shine]

131. FRED?

:rofl: Sorry about that. :hide:

[leftyclimber]

137. Yeah, well.

:rofl:

[Shine]

138. there you have it.

:rofl:

sexy is as sexy does, baby! Rock on. :evilgrin:

[LuckyTheDog]

132. Shadow Pelton

[Fuzz]

135. Pudgy Howard

[FloridaJudy]

139. Mischka Solano

Actually, "Mischka" was the name of my sister's pet mouse. Our first dog was called "Sigmund Furred", but that wouldn't work for a female stripper (or else it could conjure up some alarming visual images).

[Shine]

145. yes, "Sigmund" could be alarming

:rofl:

[Fox Mulder]

140. Buckles Cumberland.

Sounds like a '70s pornstar name.

[Shine]

147. I can only imagine

:evilgrin:

[Flying Dream Blues]

141. Say hello to Pepe' Dorset ...

[Orrex]

142. Allow me to present Smokey St. Cloud

Small bills are accepted.

[femmocrat]

143. Taffy Brush.

Sounds like something used in a candy factory. :shrug:

[WannaBeGrumpy]

144. Sweetie Normandy!

ahahahahaah amazing! that's the best

[Shine]

148. See?? It works!

sometimes. :rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

146. What if I don't remember either?

can I make one up?

[Shine]

149. Of course you can!!

it's all in good fun! :toast: The trashier, the better! :evilgrin:

[Pierre.Suave]

151. OK then...

how about:

Dick Goodwood

:evilgrin:

[Shine]

153. Me likey!

:evilgrin:

[quakerboy]

152. Blackie University

Or I could go with Mask Glenn Place. yup. We lived on Glenn Place Street. I guess its not meant to be...

[Shakespeare]

155. Pepper Fernwood. n/t

[tigereye]

156. Root beer High (yes my gerbil was named root beer)

wow, that doesn't sound very stripper-like, now does it?

:hi:

[u4ic]

157. Ginger Epton

Epton just sounds like an uptight name. Perhaps the sexy librarian? (my glasses would fit that description, too) :D

[Mezzo]

158. Daisy Lange. nt

[SPKrazy]

159. I am....

Tippy Lynwood

:evilgrin:

[dana_b]

161. Dinky Hester (how stupid!!) n/t

[The Animator]

162. Issac Davis

With pet names, that as far back as my memory goes. We had a hound named Clyde, but I honestly don't consider him my first pet, because I don't even remember him, I just remember hearing about him. We had several pets after him, though the first few were girls and I don't think that Nikki, or Olivia Davis would quite work for me.. The fist male pet I can actually recall was a goat, I named him Issac after the bartender on "Love Boat"

So... Issac Davis... Oh yeah..

[Jamastiene]

163. Oh, mine is cool as hell.

Blondie Baker.

Tell me that ain't sexy as hell. :evilgrin:

[Sweet Freedom]

164. Happy Lincoln /nt

[MilesColtrane]

167. Hercules Montclair

[Kitty Herder]

168. Rocky Dirt-road-with-no-name. Doesn't quite have that stripper sound to it, does it?

Kinda disappointing, really.

[myrna minx]

169. LOL Kitty Royale or Chubby Royale.

[Shine]

178. Kitty is better!

:rofl:

[applegrove]

170. Gerry Glenwood.

[Elidor]

172. You mean Shine isn't a stripper name?

:shrug:























:hide:

[Shine]

179. LOL!!

Hardhead could be a good stripper name, too! :spank:



only MrShine gets to watch me strip, hehehe. :evilgrin:

[WildEyedLiberal]

173. Well since I lived in the middle of the country as a child, I'll go with my first college address

Zoe Third.

Wow, that's sexy.

[Pharlo]

174. Otto Rural Route S

And, I'm a female....

[leftyclimber]

177. That's even better than Fred Shenandoah.

;)

[Ellen Forradalom]

175. Morgan Delaware

PAY THE TOLL BABY

[Shine]

180. small and large bills accepted!

:rofl:

[ChickMagic]

181. Poochie Sharondale

Niche audience, perhaps? :scared: