What local foodstuffs are adbundant within two parsecs' journey from your residence?

[Rabrrrrrr]

And I want a full list.

No partial lists accepted, you half-assers.

[hobbit709]

1. "To Serve Man"

[Dr. Strange]

2. Soylent Green is...

:scared:

[datasuspect]

3. freemasonry

and electrical insulation.

[SOteric]

4. Damnit! I zipped the file for you, but

it still crashed the entirety of the internet from sheer size.

You won't know that, though, as you've no internet access at this time.

[DS1]

6. I'd be happy with a half-dozen cookies

:-(

[krispos42]

5. All of them!

:-)