J Lo's in hot new relationship.....with Grovelbot

[LynneSin]

Fans are once again clamoring for gossip from the local rags about the new Hollywood A-list couple Jennifer Lopez and Grovelbot, or as fans are now refering to them as Grovennifer.

Insiders reported seeing the new couple at Miami's local hot spot where the couple snuggled while J Lo rubbed down Grovelbot's joints with fresh oil. Rumor has it that J Lo recently was seen sporting a tee-shirt that said "Grovelbot 4ever". Grovelbot, who is on a 3 month sabbatical from website Democratic Underground, has plans to be a part of J Lo's next video "Metal Man makes Jenny Melt"

Attempts to interview Ben Affleck about this hot new romance reported very little other than this comment from J Lo's last love. Ben was heard saying "I could kick that metal trash can's ass to Duluth and back, but he can have her I'm done".

[GOPisEvil]

1. LOL!!!

Good one! :D

[Pale Blue Dot]

2. Grovelbot, you're breaking my heart!

:cry:

[Dookus]

3. DAMN YOU JENNIFER!!!

First you stole my Ben, now Grovelbot?!?!?!

DAMN YOU TO HELLLLLL!!!!!

[lcordero]

4. are they doing this?

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:D

[Bronco69]

5. OMG!

I love that! It would go well with my screen name. :-)

[lcordero]

6. go into your options and try typing this in:

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[thelocalkgb]

7. No, GrovelBot, No!

n/t

[Gung_Fu]

8. Grovelbot aka "Mac Daddy"

Makes sense though.