What Is Teh Most Evil Agenda?

[Ellen Forradalom]

Oh noes! There are agendas flying all around!! Which is teh most eevil?

[flvegan]

1. Vegetarian, obviously.

Bunch of psycho meat-grabbers, the lot of them.

[DarkTirade]

2. At least, according to this thread...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3150527

[BarenakedLady]

10. Oh good lord.

:eyes:

[DarkTirade]

12. Yeah, now I'm starting to understand why some people go into GD for laughs rather than for info.

Because occasionally it just gets downright ridiculous. :P

[ThomCat]

17. It is amazing how the same people

come out and spew mindless anti-vege bullshit with the same talking points over and over and over again, accusing us of being horrible authoritarian monsters. It's always the same attackers, and they're always accusing us of constantly attacking them. There must be something in their meat that's making them paranoid, defensive and unstable.

[flvegan]

22. You still refuse to think of the pending feral cow issue.

Typical vegan ideology.

[ThomCat]

28. I've helped raise cows.

Once they're all free I'll do my part to save the poor abandoned cows. I promise I'll build a stall in the parking lot and keep one as a pet! :P

[flvegan]

32. Oh, right.

Yeah, once they're all free. You know, you could get a bloody basket on that scooter of yours and straight march a cow right out.

*read this in a Brit accent* It's much funnier.

[ThomCat]

36. Wow. It is funnier with an accent.

:7

I think we'll get humor out of that other thread for quite a long time.

[Jamastiene]

24. What is Ignored mouthing off about now?

I, thankfully, cannot see it. I don't like it when people bash vegans and I'm not even vegan. :hi:

[ThomCat]

26. Apparently

We have some kind of legislative campaign forming to outlaw the production and consumption of meat. We are going to force all farms to free their animals to roam the streets, and force all hunters to put down their guns. :P

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

30. Until the feral cows start roaming about like zombies in a horror flick

throwing themselves into traffic, starting gang wars with the killer deer and generally causing more bloodshed than Dick Cheney with a suitcase of beer and a machine gun.

Then we'll all have to band together to fight the bovine menace, and having seen the error of our ways and slaughtered and devoured our four legged attackers, we'll throw ourselves at the feet of the omnivores and beg for their forgiveness.

[ThomCat]

31. Hey, if the zombie cows start blocking traffic...

collisions will take out those cars, and driving will have to decline. Cows breed, cars don't. I think the cows will come out ahead in the long run.

Woo hoo! Another environmental benefit from freeing all the cows! :evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

9. Speaking of

when is the next *taking-over the world one burger at a time* meeting?

[flvegan]

15. You'll get the alert in your uber secret vegmail account.

Shhh.

[Ellen Forradalom]

20. oooo vegmail

Where do I sign up?

[Ellen Forradalom]

16. Psycho meat-grabber?

I know you are but what am I?

[flvegan]

34. No, you are.

You're a meat grabber.

I sense this.

Vegan Jedi sayeth naught.

[Dr. Strange]

23. Normally I would dismiss your point...

but ever since the great Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos offensive began, I've been having second thoughts.

[flvegan]

33. We have other offers.

You should, you know...check them out.

[DarkTirade]

3. Other... the Feminist vegitarian homosexual minority agenda.

The greatest evil of our age.

They want equality and a nutritious diet.

:scared:

I just don't think America is ready.

[flvegan]

4. And they're women!

Jesus, what a mix!

[lost-in-nj]

5. I am disappointed

you don't have


breast feeding mothers who smoke at the Olive Garden......


thats MY AGENDA!!!!!!!!!!!


why does there have to be one...... ????

everyone has an opinion



BTW


I LOVE VEGANS!!!!!!!!!!!!



as long as I don't push my lifestyle on them
they won't push theirs on me!!!



Right ThomCat!!!!????



less than a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



lost

[ThomCat]

18. I'm pretty sure we'll be able to co-exist

for a weekend without being at each other's throats, even if we are both horribly authoritarian dietary dictators. :P

:hi:

[LiberalEsto]

6. Suburban housewives

don't ask

[DarkTirade]

11. We've known they were evil for a long time.

:P

[siligut]

7. Good question.

The most evil, as evil has been defined is esoteric. Evil is making up for inferiorities with a vengeance. Evil takes while destroying.

[BuelahWitch]

8. Teh Kitteh Ajenda is pretty evil...

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. My recliner agenda

Mmmm comfy... sit back, relax.

[Jamastiene]

25. Me too.

I love my recliner.

[nomorenomore08]

14. I picked "other." It's the Freemasons, dagnabit!

What with their controlling the British crown and keeping the metric system down and such.

[yewberry]

19. Leatherbound? Oh, that's not vegan and you know it!

Why not choose pleather or hemp? WHY ARE YOU OPPRESSING ME?

:cry:

[Ellen Forradalom]

21. There there

I made you a nice purse out of milk jugs and bicycle inner tubes, with a tire iron for a handle. Do you feel better now?

[flvegan]

35. Oh, well you just plain suck.

How dare you try to actively limit my ability to use animals in any such way.

I see your plan, Hitler.

[KitchenWitch]

27. Karl Rove's agenda...

We will be fucked for decades to come by Rove's agenda.

[opiate69]

29. The atheist/secular-progressive agenda, naturally!