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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 01:54 AM Original message |
How do you cure a crush on a right winger? |
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Breeze54 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 02:00 AM Response to Original message |
1. Get a Bullshit Detector!! - Talk to him about a woman's right to choose and 'welfare Moms' ... |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 02:01 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. hahahaha...I should ask him if he is against a woman's right to choose until |
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S n o w b a l l (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 02:32 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Thinking usually does the trick for me.... |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 03:56 AM Response to Reply #1 |
8. Yeah, I was just gonna post...a *crush*? On a fucking pro-lifer?! |
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raccoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 08:59 AM Response to Reply #1 |
47. Boy, I wish that was for real! I mean, really worked. nt |
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geardaddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 10:11 AM Response to Reply #1 |
53. Nice sig line! |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 02:36 AM Response to Original message |
4. you want I should kick his right wing ass, dorktv? |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 03:57 AM Response to Reply #4 |
9. I'll help. |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 01:26 PM Response to Reply #4 |
19. It might work. He is only Air Force after all. |
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KillCapitalism (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 02:44 AM Response to Original message |
5. Just keep telling yourself this: |
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Adams Wulff (658 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 03:01 AM Response to Original message |
6. Just remember... |
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orleans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 03:43 AM Response to Original message |
7. is he married? if he is then just forget it. |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 01:27 PM Response to Reply #7 |
20. no, divorced. I think his wife was stupider than him though. He has the |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 09:13 AM Response to Original message |
10. Talk politics every chance you get |
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YDogg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 10:45 AM Response to Original message |
11. A family member became involved with an "open-minded republican" |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 10:46 AM Response to Original message |
12. Discuss politics and history every time you see him |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 01:29 PM Response to Reply #12 |
22. He and I both have no other hobbies so that is all we talk about. |
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CatholicEdHead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 11:44 AM Response to Original message |
13. Invite him to start his own account here as a couple-bonding-thing |
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orangerevolution (282 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 06:59 PM Response to Reply #13 |
61. That will surely kill that crush. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 11:47 AM Response to Original message |
14. Believe it or not, people are not demons because they disagree with you politically |
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Kitty Herder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 04:31 AM Response to Reply #14 |
42. No, but if you get involved with a right-winger romantically, it can turn ugly as your |
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Connonym (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 06:12 AM Response to Reply #42 |
43. I hate to generalize but I think you're correct |
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Kitty Herder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 07:45 AM Response to Reply #43 |
46. It's hard to maintain a relationship when you don't share the same values. |
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bullwinkle428 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 10:31 AM Response to Reply #14 |
54. Totally fine and dandy when it comes to friendships, co-workers, people |
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IntravenousDemilo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 11:47 AM Response to Original message |
15. Right winger, huh? Has he got all his teeth? Just askin'... n/m |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 01:30 PM Response to Reply #15 |
24. Well he is from Oklahoma so one never knows. |
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orangerevolution (282 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 06:57 PM Response to Reply #24 |
60. Are you from OK, too? n/t |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 11:59 PM Response to Reply #60 |
67. No, and today after I said that I doubted George Will |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
16. Just keep talking, keep asking questions. After awhile, you will |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
17. Remind yourself he voted for Bush (or didn't vote at all, the moron)? |
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leeroysphitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 12:51 PM Response to Original message |
18. Want to lose those feelings for him? Marry him. It always works for me. n/t |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 01:28 PM Response to Reply #18 |
21. hahahaha...that would be funny. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
23. Well, if Maria and Ahnold could do it, anyone can. |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 01:32 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. yeah but he is 43 and I am 28. Oddly enough there are a lot of weird |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 10:46 PM Response to Reply #25 |
31. You're 28, he's 43. Gee... |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 01:01 AM Response to Reply #31 |
36. He finds me annoying because I talk back. This is a crush I have for him. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 06:23 AM Response to Reply #36 |
44. I'm glad it's not reciprocal. One more suggestion: |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 11:56 PM Response to Reply #44 |
65. Are you suggesting I have a crush on him because of my own deep desire |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-18-08 01:39 AM Response to Reply #65 |
75. No. I think your crush on him is connected with suppressed negativity |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-19-08 07:17 PM Response to Reply #75 |
81. oh, now I see. |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 09:47 AM Response to Reply #23 |
49. "Even a Montague and a Capulet got it on, you know!" |
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hellbound-liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
26. That reminds me of a joke. What do Republican men use for birth control? |
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The Inquisitive (480 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
27. talk politics then have 'hate sex' |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 10:42 PM Response to Reply #27 |
30. I totally would but since he is a Christian, I am afeared he will refuse to have |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 09:57 AM Response to Reply #27 |
51. If I was single |
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hippywife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
28. Whatever you do |
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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-13-08 05:48 PM Response to Original message |
29. Usually, listening to them yap will do the trick. |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 11:52 PM Response to Original message |
32. ice pick in the ear |
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harmonicon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 11:54 PM Response to Original message |
33. you have to crush with something more than just yourself |
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Maraya1969 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-14-08 11:57 PM Response to Original message |
34. Shoot him eom |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-15-08 12:20 AM Response to Original message |
35. Show him pictures of dead Iraqi children. |
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orangerevolution (282 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 07:00 PM Response to Reply #35 |
62. Dueling Pictures! |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 01:13 AM Response to Original message |
37. You could make a diligent effort to convert him to a less obnoxious view |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-18-08 12:04 AM Response to Reply #37 |
72. I plan on driving him crazy for the next six months then find someone else. |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-18-08 01:50 AM Response to Reply #72 |
76. That's a good plan. First, because driving rightwingers crazy will never go out of style -- and |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-19-08 07:00 PM Response to Reply #76 |
80. heehee...indeed! |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 01:36 AM Response to Original message |
38. Make it look like an accident. |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 01:49 AM Response to Original message |
39. WARNING, IT'S GRAPHIC: This WILL work, but it's not for the faint of heart. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 06:24 AM Response to Reply #39 |
45. Holy crap! For use in emergencies only. |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 09:31 AM Response to Reply #45 |
48. It would DEFINITELY work though? |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-18-08 12:01 AM Response to Reply #39 |
68. *laughs* He told me he thought she was good looking but she is no longer |
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quakerboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 03:33 AM Response to Original message |
40. Have an in depth conversation |
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Kitty Herder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 04:23 AM Response to Original message |
41. Talk politics with him. The bullshit that will start streaming from his mouth will |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 09:52 AM Response to Original message |
50. hmm. Run away. |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 10:00 AM Response to Original message |
52. Is he a fundie Christian, too? |
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bullwinkle428 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 10:39 AM Response to Reply #52 |
55. Should we even bring up the part |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-18-08 12:10 AM Response to Reply #55 |
74. I find that takes too long and then I fall asleep and the guy gets all insulted. |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-18-08 12:06 AM Response to Reply #52 |
73. I have another colleague who tells me to go be a barefoot and pregnant |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-18-08 09:55 AM Response to Reply #73 |
77. I used to work with a guy |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-19-08 06:59 PM Response to Reply #77 |
79. I doubt this guy will be able to keep me at home. |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-18-08 09:55 AM Response to Reply #73 |
78. I used to work with a guy |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 11:33 AM Response to Original message |
56. Would you mind not using the word "retard"? It's really offensive. |
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auburngrad82 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
57. Listen to him talk? nt |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 12:25 PM Response to Original message |
58. Pay attention when he opens his mouth and talks politics. |
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Tommy_Carcetti (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 12:30 PM Response to Original message |
59. Have him/her open his/her mouth? n/t |
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Joey Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 07:15 PM Response to Original message |
63. Just think of Adolph Hitler n/t |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 09:02 PM Response to Original message |
64. Sledgehammer. Apply directly to the right-winger's forehead. |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-17-08 11:58 PM Response to Original message |
66. You just need a new crush... |
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Robeson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-18-08 12:01 AM Response to Reply #66 |
69. Bingo. |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-18-08 12:02 AM Response to Reply #66 |
71. that asshat refuses to support Rosenberg's plans to stand up to the |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-18-08 12:01 AM Response to Original message |
70. Take the crushed right winger to the ER ASAP... |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-19-08 07:33 PM Response to Original message |
82. If you are a guy, it might get interesting. |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-19-08 08:08 PM Response to Reply #82 |
83. noooooooooooo...I am a girl |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-19-08 09:29 PM Response to Reply #83 |
84. I had a friend who always fell for right wing guys. He got his ass kicked |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Apr-19-08 09:31 PM Response to Reply #83 |
85. Look at James Carville and Mary Matlin. They are opposites and it |
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