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You know you're a Republican if you:
Lie consistently, spend beyond your limits like there's no tomorrow, take massive amounts of tax revenue from the Northeastern and West Coast states and spend the federal welfare on the Southern states; are addicted to gambling or OxyContin; dodged the draft; have a couple DWIs; have done tons of coke; are a segregation-supporting racist but statutorily raped a black teenager; are obsessed with gay people; are obsessed with Bill Clinton - nearly 4 years on - and lying about his oval office BJ (6 years on) while Republicans like Bush Sr, Henry Hyde, Newt Gingrich, Bob Packwood cheat on their wives, rape women (Jim Bakker) or see hookers (Jimmy Swaggart); were obsessed with Gary Condit's dead intern but ignore much more suspicious case of Joe Scarborough's dead intern; favor cutting veteran's benefits; send young men and women to war but never attend a KIA funeral or visit a veteran's hospital; hate jews but support Israel; support un-American policies but wrap yourself in the flag; are the walking definition of the word "hypocrite"; are in Hell at this moment. What? These dont apply to you? You may want to rethink your views. Republicans are known to be also conservatives, yet they support Bush's extravagant spending spree. Their tax cuts benefits those who don't need it, and hopes the greedy rich will trickle down their fortunes to the American public, which of course will not happen. Most of them are moving their businesses overseas, and thus the American jobs. This is at the same time they are receiving massive tax cut benefits from the Greedy Old Party of Bush
Government grows bigger under Republicans (Reagan, W.) than Democrats – just do the math; it’s pretty simple.
Working and middle class people pay more taxes under Republicans – or pay more for things directly that tax dollars supported – if federal taxes are cut, state, local, and property taxes increase; the cost of education increases, etc.
In order to have less federal taxes, less money would need to be diverted from the Northeastern and Western states (generally, the “Gore” states) to the Southern states (the “Bush” states”) – basically Southern states would need to pay their share – which they certainly AREN'T doing now. Basically the Southern states are on welfare. The key to paying less federal taxes is making it so they get what they pay, then taxes would go down for the rest of us. And the WMDs...ugh.
I’m all for personal responsibility – and I wish Republicans would keep their noses of everyone’s personal life – that would be a good start – and stop legislating morality and let me live my own life the way I want. That’s what Democrats do. But some Americans will respond to upbeat messages, no matter how unrealistic. And that may be enough for Mr. Shimkus because while he poses as someone above the fray, he is continuing to solidify his base.
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