this has to be at least one of the top 10 nuttiest fundie sites ever

[ButterflyBlood]

and that's saying a lot:

http://home.earthlink.net/~thogmi/

[La_Serpiente]

1. IMHO, this is the worst one

http://www.nicedoggie.net/

[Kathy in Cambridge]

2. Click on Menstruation

"Females are in type, the ever flowing stream of uncleanness, with a secret river of sin, that pollutes whatever it touches."

:wtf:

Total nutjob...

[La_Serpiente]

3. who the fuck would be concerned about menstration?

Only a gynecologist or a female IMHO.

[Lizz612]

4. Thats scary

"FOOTNOTE(to the Menstruation section): In Israel many women are not allowed to work in floral shops during their menstrual cycles. During their curse a great amount of toxins are emitted from the female body, causing many types of flowers to wilt and die. "
:wtf:

[dixiechiken]

8. Re: Menstruation - THIS is the one that got me ...

"Having sex with a menstruant, is as having sex with a dead body."


Wow. Even asking :wtf: doesn't quite cover it, does it? :scared:




Note: This is about the only thing posted on that freakshow website that would be tough to argue:


"During the male and female relationship, the womans mood swings, P.M.S., can be major deterrents to family peace and harmony."


Well ... DUH!

[Bronco69]

5. Dang!

There's some loony crap there! :-)

[PragMantisT]

6. I say w/o fear of contradiction

HOLYSH*T

Gotta book mark it just for a laugh.
And to use against freepers, fundies, and f***ups.

[belle]

7. Sounds like one of the Phelps clan.

It might even be one of his offspring; there's certainly no dearth of them. Wacky shit, anyway. I don't think his stuff represents any mainstream right-wing Christians, even the Pentecostals; for one thing, he seems to favor abortion. Also, he talks a *lot* about sex, even for your average repressed weirdo. Mental case.

[Archae]

9. Darwin Award candidate in the making.

He won't be going to a doctor if this nutcase is ever sick or injured.

"Doctors may be talented, intelligent, practitioners of their art, and helpful to people, but their occupation as healers is not glorified in Holy Scriptures."

http://home.earthlink.net/~thogmi/suf/suf.html

:wtf:

[Kamika]

10. I am willing to bet this guy is a virgin

Lesbians, are queer females determined to hate and undermine all male authority.

Given the opportunity, dykes will urge straight or non-queer women, to explore deviate evil sex acts.

Dykes seduce wives, daughters, infants and beasts for their unnatural dog-like sex acts.

:D

..Damn I didn't know

[AliceWonderland]

16. See, that kind of thing only backfires

and just makes me all "whoa, sign me up for being recruited to explore deviant evil sex acts!"

[WillParkinson]

11. I wrote a letter of complaint to Earthlink regarding hate speech and...

I was told:

EarthLink does not censor the content of any newsgroups or web sites. We believe such choices should be left to the individual. We typically advise our own users that tools, such as Cyber Patrol, are available to screen an account's access to newsgroups and web pages one considers offensive. We believe it is the account owner's responsibility to make use of such tools if desired.

So I wrote back again and mentioned this:
So, in reading your terms of service I find this:

c.Threats. Using the Services to transmit any material (by email, uploading, posting, or otherwise) that threatens or encourages bodily harm or destruction of property.

d.Harassment. Using the Services to transmit any material (by email, uploading, posting, or otherwise) that harasses another.

If that's the case then what does that make these quotes from that site?

It is acceptable in God's eyes, to harm queers economically.
They can be driven out of town economically.
It is acceptable for the righteous to heap words of filth upon the obscene dyke and fag.
Public contempt, ridicule and rebuking of the dyke and fag , will please the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY.
Once the perverts, were put to death by the community with stoning, their town had peace.

I apologize if I am confused about your terms of service. Please, enlighten me if I am wrong. I don't know if you've visited this website and viewed the words of hate and violence but, if not, I suggest you do so.

*****
So, am I reading the Terms of Service wrong?

[corporatewhore]

12. you could point out this nut say aids is the "cure" for homosexuality

list any of the responses it says on the section so elequently labeled "fags"

[Kamika]

13. No, you're right

It's a clear violation of c.

[onebigbadwulf]

14. It's a satire site.

He's doing it to point out how idiot christians don't follow their own rules.

[WillParkinson]

15. Satire?

Advocating ruining 'fags' financially? I'm sorry but I really don't see it as 'satire'.

[blondeatlast]

19. God (literally, I'm beseeching Him), I hope you are right!

[Bertha Venation]

24. I'm not so sure about that.

He's got an awful lot on there that someone writing satire wouldn't research -- and I think it'd have to be researched thoroughly, as in, studied in seminary, in order to sound that authentic.

[Mobius]

17. I found this part exceptionally entertaining:

From the "fag" page:
"Other ungodly titles dykes are known by;

Bull dyke, Butch, Bo-hunks, Sapphic primates, Menstruating cross dressers, Split muffins, Bitchy bitches, Little bastards out of Carolina, Hags S.F., Riot grrrls, Patio daddy-os, Handsome homegirls, Homeric tomboys, Hard and soft ballers, Rugby widows, Corporate nuns in sensible shoes, Bike messengers from hell, Power femmes with Turrets Syndrome, Backyard bitches and their dogs, Balloon smugglers, Funpigs, Menopause babes, Baby daddies, Pussy suckers, Cunt lickers, Pubic hair spitters. "


"Patio daddy-os" OMG!!! HAHAHA!
Why would someone even spend that much energy on making a relatively elaborite website? Where did you find that? Did someone make that shit up for comedic reasons?

[onebigbadwulf]

22. I've done it before

I've spent countless hours making christian hate cartoons and 56 elaborate reasons why I don't believe in Christianity- all very thorough.

Believe it or not, there are passionate anti-theists.

[blondeatlast]

18. Gotta love the unintentional grammatical errors:

There is no such thing as a Christian, ball player, swimmer, etc.
Well, I can assure him that I personally know of ball players, swimmers, and even Christians.

:wtf: is he reading? I've never seen any of that in any Bible I'm familiar with.

[Burma Jones]

20. I Love Leviticus

What was Moses Theeeeennnnnnnkeeeeng???????

Does it take that many rules to govern a bunch of emancipated slaves running around in the desert???

Is this the ancient source of the much vaunted "Jewish Guilt"
If so, how did the Catholics pick up on it and finally,
Why do Protestants use it as a source of Hatred?

Joseph Campbell once compared OT laws to software:

"Lots of Rules and No Forgiveness"

[Bertha Venation]

21. See the eye of God? Who knew God was a blue-eyed white guy?

:shrug:

[Deja Q]

23. "Endtime prophet"

Well, he's right. These are the end times, if only because of the oil, if not bullying and greed from the uncivilized (corporations, execs, repukes...)

My favorite excerpts from this lunatic:

http://home.earthlink.net/~thogmi/adultery/adultery.html (aka 2nd Marriage)

http://home.earthlink.net/~thogmi/curse/curse.html (time O' the month)

http://home.earthlink.net/~thogmi/fag/fag.html (guess)

You know, if I had put up such a detailed, referential Doctor Who site, would I be nutty as this clown?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

25. Whoa, this is NOT you garden variety GOP-above-all fundie psycho

Take a look at this (from the "fag" page):

"All faggots and dykes should be forcibly conscripted into the armed services.

The soldier and queer are both destroyers of humanity, so should be damned as one.

In God's eyes there is no difference between the sucking fag, and the killing soldier."

A pacifist fundie. Now I've seen EVERYTHING. :crazy:

[Bertha Venation]

26. I wrote the guy

stating, "I don't think I've ever read so much hatred on one web site. You are clearly more angry and hate-filled than even Fred Phelps."

He replied:

"Who the hell is fred phelps?"

I answered. If I get a response, I'll post it. :eyes:

[Bertha Venation]

36. Well, I got a response.

I told the guy -- whose name, according to his email, is "michael hands" -- who Fred Phelps is, and directed him to the prick's web sites. He wrote back:

Thanks, like some of what he said.

:eyes: <click>

[MrScorpio]

27. This man is clearly a sociopath

I hope I never meet him on the street,

[eileen_d]

28. Ho-lee SHIT!

Love this page:
http://home.earthlink.net/~thogmi/breast/breast.html

[TreasonousBastard]

35. Well....

that's the first one I hit (surprise, surprise) and it's not nearly as odd as some of the others.

[VOX]

29. This dude is wayyyy out there...

As in far gone.

[ChoralScholar]

30. wow.. but apparently masturbation is quite okay

http://home.earthlink.net/~thogmi/jack/jack.html

[PVnRT]

31. The blessings of the female breasts?

"When men look upon the females ample soft BREAST, it is with happiness and should be."

OK, I can go along with that...

I need to look at that site after sniffing some ether. It can only enhance the comedic value contained therein.

[regnaD kciN]

32. I can hear the cuckoo singing in the cuckooberry tree...

The section on "Mormon Underwear" is a classic, too. I swear, whoever wrote this seems unaware that Mormons aren't all polygamists nowadays.

I especially like the following quote: God said, "A man must have only one wife until death." Excuse me, but I'm pretty familiar with the Bible. Where, exactly, did God say that?

[Kitsune]

33. Wow, that guy is pretty messed up.

But I did particularly appriciate the "ACTION WORD JEHOVAH." That sounds like such an All-Your-Base-ism.

[PsychoDad]

34. Scarry...

I hope it's a hoax