A freeper just emailed me..

[TruthIsAll]

U kommie prik:
Boosh, Rumsfelt, Kondo, Pearl, ColinBowel, Wulfowits, Sheny...dey r all great paytriats..
Sadam was in cahooties with Al Kada.
He was involved in 9/11...
He had wepons of mas distruction.
Been laden is not relavant.
Boosh got an honorable discard.
Ms. shon accompliced.
Boosh will testifI for Kean only.
Sadam kicked out the UN inspektors.
Boosh kant find the Plame outer.
We libur ated Irak.
We won Floriduh.
Boosh one. Get overit.
Die bold pooshed for HAVA.
Boosh saw the furst plain hit the WTC LIVE.
Gor is a lier.
He is a moran.
He is a looser.
Kery is owned by spesial interasts.
I lost my job at walmart, but I got a beta won at Micki Dees.
U wont here me cumplane that an injun tuk MY job.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

1. C'mon-this is a joke, right, TIA?

No one can spell THAT badly!

[Ilsa]

2. I received one from my mom's sister the other day.

Well, it's probably from her husband, but it was all about how * "covered it", written by someone with military initails, retired, after their name. Pure garbage and more Clinton bashing.

My mom has been dead a few years, but I can't bring myself to tell off her freeping brother-in-law. Do I just delete the junk I get from them.

[rumguy]

4. Check out this Freeper madness I got in an email...

"Bush and Arnold are manmen prophesized by our founders and beleived by all true Americans to shepard us through this dark night. You must ally yourself with the manmen as they lead us to greatness lest they come for you in the night without asking first,"

I refused to respond to this garbage...

[Fovea]

8. If they are such *manmen*

How come they oppose gay marriage?

[Cicero]

11. "We are men, we are men..."

"... we are manly men, we've got hair on our chests, we are manly men..."

:silly:

[leesa]

15. Was this one of the First Cheerleaders cheers in college?

They choose such wimps for heroes!

[mike1963]

17. He's a lumberjack and he's OK

I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS
He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.

I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.

[rasputin1952]

21. Monty Python! Boy do I miss them...

"The Spanish Inquistion"!

:bounce:

O8)

[gator_in_Ontario]

22. Noooooooooobody expects

the Spanish Inquisition!

[boobooday]

14. perhaps it was a typo

And he meant to say maDmen

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[VOX]

19. Heh. They already "came for us in the night without asking first"...

Which we gotta get rid of the "manmen," although I prefer "madmen."

[oneighty]

3. shirly

youse is jokkin

180

[Skittles]

6. these have to be jokes

are neocons really THAT patheticA ???

[spanone]

5. This had to come out of the Oval Office. Bushs' own hand!!!

[peekaloo]

7. are you series? the doctors checked sadam for cahooties !

[izzie]

10. Well they had a guy on TV last time that said he was going to vote

for Bush as he did well the first time he was in.

[Mari333]

9. Thanks I needed that.

reading it to my husband now who needs to laugh in spite of our concerns. god you guys are funny.

[LatteLib]

12. The writer must have been one of those children

that got left behind.

[boobooday]

13. One more thing

He keers so much abowt edukashun!

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[mac2]

16. Very funny!

That about sums it up for Rebubs.

What about 9/11? Those darn Arribs did it?

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[jmowreader]

18. So tell me, how did Bob Boudelang get your e-mail address?

Naah, on second thought, it can't be...Bob spells most of the words correctly.

And...uhh...I know why he lost his job at Wal-Mart.

(900 posts! I have 900 posts!)

[LTR]

20. I guess it all reads better in the original German. (nm)