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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 12:09 PM Original message |
Coffee stains your insides. |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 12:33 PM Response to Original message |
1. My god!! My stomach must be totally black!!1!! |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 02:53 PM Response to Reply #1 |
16. maybe your soul is black, too! |
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Shine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 12:40 PM Response to Original message |
2. Baby, I'm stained inside and out! |
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CC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 12:40 PM Response to Original message |
3. Find her favorite soda, |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 12:40 PM Response to Original message |
4. That's something a five year old would come up with |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 12:51 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. You owe me a new keyboard!!! |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 12:43 PM Response to Original message |
5. I keep a teacup at work and it's amazing how stained it gets |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 02:31 PM Response to Reply #5 |
13. To be specific, she actually said your "internal organs" |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 12:43 PM Response to Original message |
6. Okay. Hopefully your coworker doesn't eat or drink |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 02:32 PM Response to Reply #6 |
14. I was thinking that on the way to work - blueberries, strawberries. They're antioxidants, for |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 12:47 PM Response to Original message |
7. Wait until someone tells her what HFCS or asparatame does to her insides |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 12:52 PM Response to Original message |
9. And this matters why? |
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woo me with science (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 01:06 PM Response to Original message |
10. You need Kinoki foot pads! |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
11. As Ron White says, you can't fix stupid. |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 02:54 PM Response to Reply #11 |
18. well, yes. That's the reason for hurrying up to get married! |
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IronLionZion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 01:09 PM Response to Original message |
12. I think it's the caffeine |
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cloudbase (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 02:53 PM Response to Original message |
15. That'll explain |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 02:55 PM Response to Reply #15 |
19. oh . . . my . . . god! I just spit..... you guessed it! |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
17. She should see what cherry Kool Aid does. |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 02:56 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. You're screen name isn't related to an old TRS-80 basic command by any chance |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 03:08 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. He's the retired old fart. |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 03:11 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. "It has nothing to do with Unix typesetting tools either" |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 03:12 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. You've outed yourself now |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 03:18 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. You should've just asked swimboy, he'd have told ya. |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 04:16 PM Response to Reply #20 |
31. it's related to tHE rETIRED oLD fART. |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 03:06 PM Response to Original message |
21. It may not be her church to blame. She may just be an idiot. |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 03:36 PM Response to Reply #21 |
26. well, the church does frown on, but doesn't quite forbid, drinking coffee |
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eyepaddle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 03:39 PM Response to Original message |
27. And even if it did? |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 03:40 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. I know, I know. |
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eyepaddle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 03:43 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. And I'd be right there with ya! |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 04:12 PM Response to Original message |
30. So does being a Republican. |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
32. tell her that if that were true, your pee would come out black too |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
33. *facepalm* |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 04:29 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. and more specifically |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 04:32 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. Of course |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
36. Well, if Shout won't get it out, there's always bleach... |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 06:00 PM Response to Reply #36 |
38. good thing you put the disclaimer! |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
37. That explains |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Apr-08-08 06:28 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. yeah - I know. btw, I love your security alert! |
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