Java Programming

[Jamastiene]

I'm so behind. I'm up to my neck in java methods, classes, and other words I don't know the meaning of. I have found some help though.

Here is a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmQnJGAIDZQ">link to a great Java tutorial for idiots like me.

:P

[Jamastiene]

1. Kicking

cuz I wanna.

:kick:

[mainegreen]

2. Java sucks.

Java and .Net behind a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G



:P

[hunter]

3. Yeah, like that Java is.

Except it sings like a braying mule, spits in your face like an irritated camel, and hangs out at the side of the road looking and smelling like bloated road kill on a hot summer day.

So far as I can tell it was designed to encourage Computer Science undergrads to change their majors to something useful like Comparative Literature.

Ruby: data.join(",")

Java:   gibberish....gibberish....gibberish... more gibberish... :grr: :nuke: :argh:

Here, this is the funniest thing I've seen all day: http://www.leepoint.net/notes-java/index.html

[DS1]

4. I'll be happy to never see another java.lang.NullPointerExecption output again