This is going to be the most controversial thread at DU ever!

[Droopy]

Them damn Canadians are practicing economic warfare on our country, and it all started with the introduction of Tim Hortons into our economy. You think that's just an innocent little coffee and donut shop, eh? Wrong! That is the instrument through which Canada will take over our country and run it through a proxy government in D.C. Most Americans will be caught unaware until we have universal health care. Then you all will wish you had listened to me.

[Lady Freedom]

1. We started it with...

[Connonym]

2. I welcome our Canadian overlords

[stuntcat]

3. lol

:headbang:

[elleng]

4. YAAAAA

AAAAAY!!!!

[TZ]

5. Guess we all better used to

ending our questions with eh, eh? Oh yeah and its zed NOT z (zee).....

[taterguy]

6. Do they allow smoking breast feeders in those coffee shops?

If not, then this might not be the most controversial thread ever

[baldguy]

7. Tim Hortons is the best damn coffee on the planet.

If thats what socialism brings, let me have it!

And their muffins aren't bad either.

[Droopy]

8. I agree

I don't usually drink coffee at all, but once a week I find myself getting a large coffee and a couple of donuts at Tim Hortons. I'm telling you, they are evil.

[Lady Freedom]

10. I never had Tim Hortons

Starbucks still rules in Joplin Mo.

[terrya]

9. My Canadian partner told me Tim Hortons' is now owned by an American company.

And they do make a superlative coffee.

[Droopy]

11. Nice try, agent provocateur

Way to spread misinformation. How much do you stand to gain from the Canadian takeover?

[DarkTirade]

12. This isn't the first time they've tried it.

Why do you think Rush started?

[Lady Freedom]

13. I thought that was to make the Democrats was to migrate to Canada.

Not take over the U.S.

[DarkTirade]

15. If that was the plan

than obviously that means they have some influence in the Republican party. Which would allow them to take over once the dems leave and can no longer vote here.

Jesus... that's even more sinister than I thought.

[Droopy]

14. Rush is the soundtrack to Operation Evil Donut

[Dr. Strange]

17. Hmmm...

And what you say about this company
Is what you say about society.
Catch the witness, catch the wit,
Catch the donut, catch the fish.

Who wants fish coffee anyway?

[TZ]

18. Someone said the magic word (Rush)

and *poof* DuStrange appears! Got news for you though...Don't quit your day job.....:D

[InkAddict]

16. Canadian resources can keep this soup and bread line

well-stocked for a long time - it's a good thing too. This is where American elite will go to "eat out" after their public humiliation and confiscation of non-EARNED income, bonuses and options.
(when pigs fly) - Bye-bye Ruth Chris.

[applegrove]

19. Our Tim Horton's will take you over in no time. Relax and enjoy the coffee.

No point in putting up a fight of any sort.

[mainegreen]

20. It's an instrument to expand the NHL.

Ever been to a Tim Horton's? Notice all the hockey pictures on the wall? Ever see pictures for other sports? No?

Personally, I welcome our Hockey Overlords.

[Dr. Strange]

27. I also welcome our new OverlordStanleys.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. if we can get socialized medicine, i am all for a canadian invasion

[kentauros]

22. I'm ready for it.

I remember taking one of those cute little quizzes that asked you how Canadian you are. This native-born Texan scored 100% Canadian. I blame SCTV's Bob and Doug McKenzie and being married to a Canadian (until recently) for 8 years :P

[auntAgonist]

23. YAY the secret is out!!!

I love Timmies and we now have one in my town here in Michigan!

That's right, I'm a damned Canuk and proud of it. :)

:hi:

:loveya:

aA

[birdseye]

24. Apparently Horton's has not heard of CA (as in Calif) yet.

The store locater lists 10 states, mostly NE. No problem, I prefer tea.

[calico1]

25. There is a Tim Horton's near my house.

I have to pass it on the way to work every day. If you like stronger, full bodied coffee, you will like Tim Horton's.

[MilesColtrane]

26. It all started...

...when those traitors at McDonalds started putting back bacon on Egg McMuffins back in '72.

See, you're average Candian is sneaky and sees the big picture. He doesn't care how long it takes.

He only cares about the ultimate goal of putting Elizabeth on our 20 dollar bill, increasing our football fields by 3,354 sqare yards, and mandating all TV broadcasts in French on the SAP channel.