Inquiring Minds Need to Know Department

[struggle4progress]

Did anybody learn what happened when you pushed in ALL the buttons on one of those old push button radios?

[Inchworm]

1. If you push em real hard

It breaks a string inside. Easily fixed with butcher's twine and vasoline. :D

:hi:

[HamstersFromHell]

3. Damn, ya beat me to it!

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

5. lol

I've been a terrorist for a while. I do remember getting the belt at some time during that lesson. :P

:rofl:

[struggle4progress]

4. Thanks for clearing that up!

[BarenakedLady]

10. WTH are you weridoes talking about?

:shrug:

[struggle4progress]

11. Ye ain't never seed them old-timey radios with th'pushbuttons

that ye cud set t'yer fave station so ye didn't gotta twiddle th'dial tryin to tune in? They'd gonna gotta have six or eight them buttons. They wuz kool cuz one button wuz always in: when ye pushed a differnt button in, why th'button that was in afore would pop out in line with th'ither buttons that wasn't pushed it. See? So there wuz be only one button pushed in at any time. It wuz a most perflexin challenge to some young minds

[HamstersFromHell]

2. If it was old enough when you did it...

you usually broke the string inside. }(

[Inchworm]

6. so, now.. can you tell me why ants don't eat toothpaste?

:shrug:

:hi:

[struggle4progress]

9. Maybe ye jest ain't buyin a ritzy enuf tooth polish fer yer discriminatin ants

[Quantess]

7. You'll shoot your eye out.

That's what. ;-)

[Inchworm]

8. But maaawm!!

:rofl:

[seaglass]

12. What it is it in cucumbers that make them good for your eyes

and will zucchini work if you're out of cucumbers?

[struggle4progress]

13. I think it's the opacity: cucumbers contain lots of opacity. And when you put

nice green fresh cucumber slices over your eyes, the opacity works its magic in two ways: (1) other people cannot see the dark puffy rings around your eyes, and even if they can (2) you cannot see other people seeing the dark puffy rings

[hyphenate]

14. Yes

The universe turned itself inside out.