Play a song with an alternate meaning

[Inchworm]

Any Genre

You know what I mean. Play a song with innuendo or "hip lingo" to thwart the Man, and the sort.

PS: Happy Friday!! and where are the bouncing boobies?!? :P
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Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-ling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ_B62k9sQk

When I was a little bitty boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin' on a string
she told me it was my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling

And then mother took me to Grammer School
But I stopped all in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
catched me playin' with my ding a ling

Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling

Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek
many snappers all around my feet
Shure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holdin' my ding a ling

This here song it aint so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
You must be playin' with your own ding a ling
My ding a ling

Your ding a ling, your ding a ling
We saw you playin' with your ding a ling
My ding a ling everybody sing
I want to play with my ding a ling
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:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

1. Dancing with Myself - Billy Idol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VNx78SAq8M

C'mon, everybody knows what he's really talking about.

[Inchworm]

4. Yay!

I didnt think the thread would take off :)

No.. I was NOT dancing with myself :P
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Dancing with Myself - Billy Idol

On the floor of tokyo
Or down in london town to go, go
With the record selection
With the mirror reflection
Im dancing with myself

When theres no-one else in sight
In the crowded lonely night
Well I wait so long
For my love vibration
And Im dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well theres nothing to lose
And theres nothing to prove
Ill be dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And theres every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So lets sink another drink
cause itll give me time to think
If I had the chance
Id ask the world to dance
And Ill be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well theres nothing to lose
And theres nothing to prove
Ill be dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And theres every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So lets sink another drink
cause itll give me time to think
If I had the chance
Id ask the world to dance
And Ill be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
Id ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
Id ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
Id ask the world to dance

(scat)

Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And theres every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So lets sink another drink
cause itll give me time to think
If I had the chance
Id ask the world to dance
And Ill be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
Id ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
Id ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
Id ask the world to dance
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:toast:

[lightningandsnow]

2. "Ganja" by Bitch and Animal.

About weed and blasphemy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVMfQAjC7yM

Oh wait. That one's pretty blatant. No hidden meanings there.

[Inchworm]

5. Still a blatentcy of a common theme

hehe
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Ganja - Bitch and Animal

angels we have heard are high
smoking joints up in the sky
delusions are floating by
paranoias running wild

ganja
in excess aint dangerous

angels we have heard are high
smoking doobies in the sky
smoked me out on sunday night
now church really does feel right

ganja
in excess aint dangerous

angels smoked me out last night
after getting jesus high
he says ganja makes you strong
i say great! pass me the bong

ganja
in excess aint dangerous

the church social was real fun
munching down sin-a-mon buns
boy those catholics are uptight
glad i took this flight tonight

ganja
in excess aint dangerous

mother mary was naive
baked a cake with josephs weed
she passed out then he came in
immaculate conception

ganja
in excess aint dangerous
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:hi:

[lost-in-nj]

3. ....

no

they are all well


never mind......


:hi:




lost

[Inchworm]

6. Here is one that can mean something different to anyone

The thing I like about this song is the Album name, "We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank" :D

Could be drugs, a BIG fish, love, a job...
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Dashboard - Modest Mouse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erc40wCxRZo

Well, it would've been, could've been worse than you would ever know.
Oh, the dashboard melted, but we still have the radio.

Oh, it should've been, could've been worse than you would ever know.
Well, you told me about nowhere well it sounds like someplace I'd like to go.

Oh, it could've been, should've been worse than you would ever know.
Well, the windshield was broken but I love the fresh air y'know.
(The dashboard melted but we still have the radio)

Oh, it would've been, could've been worse than you would ever know, oh!
(The dashboard melted but we still have the radio)
Oh, we talked about nothing which was more than I wanted you to know-oh-oh-oh-oh.
Now here we go!

Oh! It would've been, could've been worse than it had even gone
Well, the car was on blocks, but I was already where I want.
(It was impossible, we ran it good, we ran it good)

Why should we ever even ever really even get to know?
(It was impossible, we ran it good, we ran it good)
Oh if the world don't like us it'll shake us just like we were a co-oh-oh-oh-old.
Now here we go!

Well we scheme and we scheme but we always blow it
We've yet to crash, but we still might as well enjoy it
Standing at a light switch to each east and west horizon,
Every dawn you're surprising,
And the evening was consoling
Saying "See it wasn't quite as bad as"
Well, it would've been, could've been worse than you would ever know.

I was patiently erasing and recording the wrong episodes
After you had proved my point wrong,
It wasn't like I'd let it go, oh-oh-oh. Oh-oh-oh.
I just wanted to catch the last laugh of this show.

Yeah, it would've been, could've been worse than you would ever know.
Oh, the dashboard melted, but we still have the radio.
(The dashboard melted, but we ran it good, we ran it good)

Hard-wired to concieve, so much we'd have to stow it
Even needs have needs, tiny giants made of tinier giants.
Don't wear eyelids so I don't miss the last laugh of this show.
(The dashboard melted but we still have the radio)

Oh, we could've been, should've been worse than you would ever know.
(The dashboard melted but we still have the radio)
Well, you told me about nowhere well it sounds like someplace I'd like to go-oh-oh-oh-oh.
Now here we go!

Well we scheme and we scheme but we always blow it
We've yet to crash, but we still might as well enjoy it
Standing at a light switch to each east and west horizon,
Every dawn you're surprising,
And the evening was consoling
Saying "See it wasn't quite as bad as"

Oh it would've been, could've been worse than you would ever know.
________________

*cheers* btw

:toast:

[HamstersFromHell]

7. I read this and one thing came to mind (unfortunately)

Meri Wilson - Telephone Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO18k215gpk

:puke:

[Inchworm]

9. I could see where this could get annoying

:rofl::rofl:

Pretty funny once though :)

Thanks.
_____________________________

Meri Wilson - Telephone Man

I went to my apartment on a Monday at one
A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky bum, shicky bum
Started movin' in it on a Tuesday at two
A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky do, shicky do
Wednesday at three I called the phone company, singin':
"Hey baby, put a phone in for me"
Thursday at four he came a-knockin' at my door, singin':

"Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man
You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can
I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall
I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall
You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring
And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling
Because-a hey baby, I'm your telephone man"

Can you believe that? And then he says:

"Now when other fellas call ya tell 'em how it all began"

Well...can you imagine?

My heart began a-thumpin' and my mind began to fly
And I knew I wasn't dealin' with no ordinary guy
So while he was a-talking I was thinkin' up my plan
Then my fingers did the walkin' on the telephone man

Singin' hey lolly, lolly
Hey lolly, lolly
Hey lolly, lolly
Get it any way you can
Right? Ha ha ha, so...

I got it in the bedroom, and I got it in the hall
And I got it in the bathroom, and he hung it on the wall
I got it with a buzz, and I got it with a ring
And when he told me what my number was I got a ding-a-ling

A-singin' hey lolly, lolly
Hey lolly, lolly
Hey lolly, lolly
Just-a doin' my thing

Ha, ha...I've never done anything like this before!
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Oh.. dear...

:D

[last_texas_dem]

8. Well, there's always "Shaving Cream" by Benny Bell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyNca5ZEuEQ

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10. Woot! Good one

A Classic.

:thumbsup:
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I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked in my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

I think I'll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer, I'll admit
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you"
She tells me that I'm full of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

Our baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

An old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

When I was in France with the army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

And now, folks, my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
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:hi:

[greendog]

11. This one has 2 or 3 different things goin' on...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUogzf1h2UY&feature=related

[Inchworm]

12. Another classic

Thanks.

There was a lot of acid, weed... etc. hidden meaning songs during this era.

:thumbsup:
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Bob Dylan - Rainy Day Woman #12 and #35

They'll stone you when you're trying to be so good
They'll stone you just like they said they would
They'll stone you when you're trying to go home
They'll stone you when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

They'll stone you when you're walking on the street
They'll stone you when you're trying to keep your seat
They'll stone you when your walking on the floor
They'll stone you when your walking to the door
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

They'll stone you when you're at the breakfast table
They'll stone you when you are young and able
They'll stone you when you're trying to make a buck
They'll stone you and then they'll say good luck
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

Well They'll stone you and say that it's the end
They'll stone you and then they'll come back again
They'll stone you when you're riding in your car
They'll stone you when you're playing you guitar
Yes But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
Alright

Well They'll stone you when you are all alone
They'll stone you when you are walking home
They'll stone you and then say they're all brave
They'll stone you when you're send down in your grave
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
________________

:toast:

[HamstersFromHell]

13. Found another totally disgusting one for you to try to get out of your head

Mouth & McNeil - How Do You Do!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPwDqFf4NJI

:evilgrin:

[Inchworm]

15. Whoooa!

You are absolutly right about the lingering tune in my head. lol

Good one though. I've never heard it.

:applause:
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Mouth & McNeil - How Do You Do!

Once I said I wanted you, I don't remember why
I often wonder if it's true that you could make me cry
I only know it's long ago you said "I love you" too
But I got one solution, that we're gonna start anew

How do you do? mm hmm
I though why not na na na na
Just me and you and then we can na na na na
Just like before and you will say na na na na
Please give me more and you will think na na na na
Hey that's what I'm livin' for

How do you do? Uh huh
I though why not na na na na
Just me and you and then we can na na na na
Just like before and you will say na na na na
Please give me more and you will think na na na na
Hey that's what I'm livin' for

Once I said I wanted you and I remember why
I often wonder if it's true you still can make me cry
And now it's not so long ago you said "I love you" too
'Cause I had one solution then, and that's to start anew

How do you do? mm hmm
I though why not na na na na
Just me and you and then we can na na na na
Just like before and you will say na na na na
Please give me more and you will think na na na na
Hey that's what I'm livin' for

How do you do? Uh huh
I though why not na na na na
Just me and you and then we can na na na na
Just like before and you will say na na na na
Please give me more and you will think na na na na
Hey that's what I'm livin' for

How do you do? uh huh

La la la la la la la la

La la la la

La la la la la la la la

La la la la

La la la la la la la la

La la la la

La la la la la la la la

Hey that's what I'm livin' for
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:toast:

[WinkyDink]

14. "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" (unless you buy the lame-o explanation!).

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16. There we go.. who could forget that one?

What is the other explanation? I prolly will remember with a hint :)

:yourock:
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The Beatles - Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDl0qPfkSRw

Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green,
Towering over your head.
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes,
And she's gone.

{REFRAIN}
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Ah... Ah...

{VERSE 2}
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies,
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers,
That grow so incredibly high.
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore,
Waiting to take you away.
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds,
And you're gone.

{REFRAIN}

Picture yourself on a train in a station,
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties,
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile,
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
_________________

:toast:

EDIT: word choice

[pokerfan]

17. Brand New Key - Melanie

even though she's always denied it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd7MVwET0QY

[Inchworm]

18. OMG!! an all time favorite!

I was even doin the drunk boogie dance in my chair as I clicked on it!

So true about the innuendo. I've never thought about it like that til now hehe.

Thanks.

:toast:
___________________________

Brand New Key - Melanie

I rode my bicycle past your window last night
I roller skated to your door at daylight
It almost seems like you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone, but you got something I need

Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out you see...
I been looking around awhile
You got something for me
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

I ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no car
Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far
For somebody who don't drive
I been all around the world
Some people say, I done all right for a girl

Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out you see...
I been looking around awhile
You got something for me
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key

I asked your mother if you were at home
She said, yes...
but you weren't alone
Oh, sometimes I think that you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone, but you've got something I need

Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out to see...
La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
__________

:)

[nomorenomore08]

19. D'Angelo - "Brown Sugar"

Is it about weed? Or a woman? You decide.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq_EfpGAH4o

Let me tell you 'bout this girl
Maybe I shouldn't
I met her in Philly and her name was Brown Sugar
See, we be making love constantly
That's why my eyes are a shade blood burgundy

The way that we kiss is unlike any other way
That I be kissin' when I'm kissin' what I'm missin'
Won't you listen

Brown Sugar babe, I gets high off your love
I don't know how to behave


I want some of your Brown Sugar
Sugar <4 times>
Oohooh

Oh Sugar when you're close to me
You love me right down to my knees
And whenever you let me hit it
Sweet like the honey when it comes to me
Skin is caramel with those cocoa eyes
Even got a big sister by the name of Chocolate Thai

Brown Sugar babe, I gets high off your love
I don't know how to behave

I want some of your Brown Sugar
Sugar <4 times>
Oohooh

Now that'd be how the story goes
Brown Sugar got me open, now I want some more
Always down for a menage troi
But I think I'ma hit it solo
Hope my niggaz don't mind

Stick out my tongue and I'm bout
ready to hit this pretty gritty
bitty with persistence
Yo, I don't think ya'll hear me

Brown Sugar babe I gets high off your love
I don't know how to behave
Sugar <4 times>
Oohooh

[Inchworm]

21. First things first

good artist, good grooves... I loved the "roll" to it.

I'm thinking a woman.. well, it may be what I've seen, but I've heard heroin called the brown horse.. hmm.. The tongue part threw me off though :P

:thumbsup:

[pokerfan]

20. songs that sound dirty but are supposedly "innocent"

Big Ten Inch (record) - Bull "Moose" Jackson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r33hCQHokGg

Big Long Slidin' Thing - Dinah Washington
http://www.last.fm/music/Dinah+Washington/_/Big+Long+Slidin'+Thing

[Inchworm]

23. My buzz is impeding my lookup abilities

but that is what I meant when I played ding-a-ling

I think many of those blues players were lowdown rotten scoundrels :P

Second one was dead link for me. Trombone!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQNSDLR-46Y

[pokerfan]

26. That's it

The album, Risque Rhythm, has them both.



1. Big Ten-Inch Record - Moose Jackson
2. Big Long Slidin' Thing - Dinah Washington
3. Laundromat Blues - The '5' Royales
4. The Walkin' Blues (Walk Right In, Walk Right Out) - The Jesse Powell Orchestra
5. Wasn't That Good - Wynonie Harris
6. Butcher Pete-Pt. 1 - Roy Brown & His Mighty-Mighty Men
7. It Ain't The Meat - The Swallows
8. Sixty-Minute Man - The Dominoes
9. Lemon Squeezing Daddy - The Sultans
10. Work With Me Annie - The Royals
11. Keep On Churnin' - Wynonie Harris
12. Silent George - Lucky Millinder & His Orchestra
13. Long John Blues - Dinah Washington
14. Mountain Oysters - Eddis Davis
15. My Man Stands Out - Julia Lee & Her Boy Friends
16. Toy Bell - The Bees
17. Rocket 69 - Todd Rhodes & Orchestra
18. (I Love To Play Your Piano) Let Me Bang Your Box - The Toppers With Orchestra

[Swede]

22. She-bop by Cyndi Lauper

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzpxRd44PpE


We-hell- I see them every night in tight blue jeans
In the pages of a blue boy magazine
Hey I've been thinking of a new sensation
I'm picking up - good vibration -
Oop - she bop -

Do I wanna go out with a lion's roar
Huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more
Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
They say I better stop - or I'll go blind
Oop - she bop -

She bop - he bop - a - we bop
I bop - you bop - a - they bop
be bop - be bop - a - lu - she bop,
I hope He will understand
She bop - he bop - a - we bop
I bop - you bop - a - they bop
be bop - be bop - a - lu - she bop
Oo - oo - she - do - she bop - she bop

(whistle along here...)

Hey, hey - they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
No, I won't worry, and I won't fret -
Ain't no law against it yet.
Oop - she bop - she bop -

[nomorenomore08]

24. Yeah, what was it with the early 80's and hit songs about masturbation?

There's that one, "Dancing With Myself," "Turning Japanese," "I Touch Myself," and there may be others I'm forgetting.

[Inchworm]

25. weeee!

Yup, she does bop!

Thanks!

:hi:

[Juche]

27. couple

Violent Femmes - Blister In The Sun

When I'm out walkin' I strut my stuff
Man,I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite and I just might stop to check you out

Let me go on like I blister in the sun
Let me go on big hands I know you're the one

Body and heat I stain my sheets
I don't even know why
My girlfriend she's at the end and she is starting to cry

Let me go on like I blister in the sun
Let me go on big hands I know you're the one

When I'm out walkin' I strut my stuff
Man,I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite and I just might stop to check you out
When I'm out walkin' I strut my stuff
Man,I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite and I just might stop to check you out
Body and beats I stain my sheets
I don't even know why
My girlfriend she's at the end she is starting to cry
When I'm out walkin' I strut my stuff
Man,I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out

Let me go on like I blister in the sun
Let me go on big hands I know you're the one


---------------

Bloodhound gang

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo


Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto