*Official no discernible topic thread*

[Mobius]

I hate having an itch on my shoulder blade :mad:

[Shananigans]

1. My feet hurt...

and I have a blister on my heel.

[Mobius]

2. Crap I left the Coffee pot on

now i have black char the scrape off b4 I can make more :cry:

[Bundbuster]

3. Do dogs dream

about other dogs or about people?

[POed_Ex_Repub]

4. And here's another one to ponder

When they think, do they think in barking noises the way we think in English?

[Mobius]

5. What would chairs look like if knees bent the other way?

:shrug:

[CanuckAmok]

6. You know that thing...that does stuff? What makes that thing do stuff?

Well, braniac?

[Mobius]

7. Potential Energy

HA! GOTCHA!

[BritishHuman]

8. Has anyone seen my pokey thing?

I have a thing that needs poking. It's usually over here by the other thing. But now it's not.

I have a backup pokey thing, but it's not as good (otherwise it would be my primary pokey thing). So I'd really appreciate it if you could keep an eye out for it.




This is not a metaphor for the Democratic Nomination process.

[earthman dave]

10. Have you tried using the bit from a clipper? nt

[BritishHuman]

21. I was trying to think of a response to that

and as my eyes wandered aimlessly across the desk, I saw my pokey thing! Yay!

So Thanks for that.

[Mobius]

11. Oops, I ate it!

Sorry :shrug:

[DS1]

9. I just let the cat out. There's been a dusting of snow.

I was going for a bike-ride today, not anymore. I'm cold enough as it is.

[Mobius]

12. Why is your cat going outside when it's cold enough for snow?

:shrug:

[DS1]

14. Because, in the spirit of Sam Jackson

He's a Bad Motherfucker!

He's gone out in snow, freezing rain, he doesn't give a damn until it's under 10 degrees Farenheit.

[scarlet_owl]

13. I haven't been to sleep yet.

I still have to drop my husband off at work, drive to Meijer to pick up a birthday cake and other stuff, come home and make an apple pie, hopefully get a little nap in, make mashed potatoes, and then drive to my stepmother's birthday party. I just couldn't sleep, even though I took 2mg of Ativan.

[onebigbadwulf]

15. I was hung over all da y

now i'm just apathetic about everything

[Bundbuster]

16. You say potayto, I say potahto

You're gettin' up

I'm goin' to bed

What time is it in New Zealand?

[DS1]

17. How do you scratch your itches when you can reach them?

Lightly, or with a possessed fury?
With anti-itch cream or fingernail skin removal?

[yowzayowzayowza]

18. This 700

club itch could drive me chatty.

[DS1]

19. I'm not going to dignitude that remark

:hi:

[Mobius]

20. kick

:kick: , no reason

[Bat Boy]

22. I've absolutely had it!

I don't want to turn this into a flame war, but the metal frame around my license plate is broken again.

I'm sorry. Maybe I'm overreacting. That happens when your cat hocks up a hairball in your shoe. So sue me.

[GOPisEvil]

23. Splunge