I'm Sgt. Pepper's lonely heart club man, I hope...I will enjoy...my show!

[CanuckAmok]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/simpsons/gallery/apu1.shtml
WWAD? What Would Apu Do?

[bubblesby2002]

1. I find myself at home on another Saturday night

still recovering from the nastiest bug I've had in years and thinking that I will listen to your show tonight. So what's on?

[CanuckAmok]

2. Well, for one thing, only single people are allowed to listen.

No valentine's lovey-dovey shit tonight.

Slayer, theweddingpresent, Xaviera Hollander, Killing Joke, Operating Theatre, Buzzcocks, Morphine, Wire, Trail of Dead, Sisterhood, Slayer, Throbbing Gristle, Slayer, Motorhead, Slayer and Slayer.

and much, much more...even Slayer.

[bubblesby2002]

4. Holy s**t - even Slayer.

Are you in metal frame of mind tonight? or what.:shrug: And I agree - this year - Valentine's day can just go away.

[ronzo]

3. Great episode.

Lisa the vegetarian

Lisa: You don't eat cheese, Apu?

Apu: No I don't eat any food that comes from an animal.

Lisa: Ohh, then you must think I'm a monster!

Apu: Yes indeed I do think that.

[tridim]

5. Is it true you stayed up for 72 hours strait once?

Yes, and by the end I thought I was a humming bird of some kind.