Can someone explain this video game to me?

[Dr. Strange]

My nephew wants this game for his birthday. I found it in the bargain bin at the gas station. But I'm sitting here looking at the cover, and I can't for the life of me figure out what the game is about? Here's the cover:

[TZ]

1. BWAAA!!!

You sir are a evul genius!:patriot: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :thumbsup:

[ghostsofgiants]

2. My understanding is that it's a simulation of boob groping...

You work your way up from a fumbling adolescent to the ranks of pornstardom in venues such as the back seat of your dad's car, boring piano recitals where your little sister and your girlfriend's little brother are both performing, ending with a threesome with Pam Anderson, Jenna Jameson and some other blonde with a huge fake rack.

[Dr. Strange]

3. In that case...

screw my nephew. I'm getting it for myself!

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Imagine if kids spent the time groping real boobs that they do playing this game.

[Dr. Strange]

6. I hear you.

Maybe then our kids wouldn't rate so low in groping compared to other countries. I hear French kids can unhook a standard bra by 3rd grade.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. screw your nephew ? --

keep it in the family! Is it true that incest is best?

[Dr. Strange]

7. Just for that...

you don't get to play the game!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. but, of course not...

you are too busy diddling your nephew :p

[RainDog]

9. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

thank you. that is just... beautiful. I bow before your genius.

guit ta-ta hero.

Jr. Brown invented his own instrument... a guit-steel so that he could go from one to the other w/o having to put down one or the other (wouldn't be fast enough anyway.)

what would a guit ta-ta look like, I wonder?

(and you know, I kinda wondered last night if temeah isn't really a drug... sort of like walking amphetamine. is it possible? sort of like x-men?)

[Dr. Strange]

10. That sounds like a song.

temeah is a drug

I think you may be right...

[RainDog]

12. I like the title "Walking Amphetamine"

it's got a good beat and I can dance to it.

[TZ]

13. ...

Temeah is a drug...heh. I would have thought he's more like an infectious disease..whenever he's around there is a spreading case of nipplitis...
"Doctor, Doctor, gimme the news, I got a bad case of groping boobs.."
:rofl:

[BeachBaby]

15. ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

Okay, now THAT is good!!!!!! :rofl:

[RainDog]

16. what do I know about drugs

apparently I really harshed someone's buzz.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7615665&mesg_id=7616251

for the faint of heart, start watching this one at 13:40. last time I did anything like that I was huffing with Benjamin Franklin and Erasmus Darwin with some ether... (uh, what's that about? Read this great book, The Lunar Men. Yes, our forefathers were tokers and huffers in their spare time.)

[quip]

17. And I need to score....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4_KFebLWpY0&feature=related

[RainDog]

22. okay, just inject yourself into the conversation...

but I'm not joking. you're kinda scary. but in a good way.

[BeachBaby]

11. One of your finest works yet, babe.

And is that our very own turtle on the cover? Damn - Sue, looking good, girlfriend!
Good song titles too - I give this a two snaps up and a double twist! :rofl:
OMG - wait til the hawt tamale sees this one!
You done good, HRH.
Love, from your other half. :*

[TZ]

14. Dats me.

Playing "guitar hero". As I told DuStrange I made sure I mastered the Spinal Tap song on that game!!:D

[Dr. Strange]

24. She makes quite the video game model, doesn't she?

Maybe someone should so a Lara Croft/TZ game photoshop?

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. Ooh, ahhhh...

Recommending! Great work!

[quip]

19. Looks like Q has been working overtime with the flaming tatas-- now with LASER POWER!

I know I set myself up for these types of things, but like BB, ya still gotta hit it out of the park. Well played, lad!

:rofl:

[TZ]

20. Give me some credit here...

I told him about the dorky guitar hero pictures of me and suggested the use of your picture..Which btw, I played as Spinal Tap...:)

[quip]

21. Bahh! I thought you were cut & pasted on!

:rofl: You play a SERIOUS guitata, TZ! :rofl:

[RainDog]

23. all hail turtlesue!

you are a wonder, really. those are beautiful pix.

I am a wimpy mombot and I acknowledge your total dudette-ness.