Will some big, strapping, drunk guy buy me something nice today?

[Darth_Kitten]

:evilgrin: I thought I would take advantage of you, er, I mean, take advantage of this day of love and nice presents and stuff. :evilgrin:

P.S. I don't mind nice girly girl stuff like expensive chocolates and stuff, but I kinda need some new furniture as well. Just a few hints......

[GAspnes]

1. Nothing says 'love me' like a good chaise lounge

If it's just lawn furniture, he only wants One Thing.

[Darth_Kitten]

2. I need indoor stuff.....

but he can mow the lawn and do all the heavy yard work whilst I do the indoor stuff.

Like lounge in front of the t.v. with a cool iced tea and a few snacks. :evilgrin:. On my new sofa!!! (hint HINT!!!!!) :D

[GAspnes]

8. sofa, so good

but this sounds like more than just a furniture exchange.

[KG]

3. why does this guy need to be drunk?

:shrug:

[Darth_Kitten]

6. Easier to manipulate.

:) that didn't come out right.....er...

[KG]

7. maybe a sober guy would help ya coz he liked ya just the way you are.

[Darth_Kitten]

10. Sniff. That's the NICEST thing I've heard........

in a long time. :cry:

sob!! :D

[LastKnight]

4. would you like one to?

:evilgrin:

too bad im broke

-LK

[northofdenali]

5. Awwwwwwwwwwww, DK, the new pic is so cute............

Unfortunately, I'm not male, big, strapping or drunk! But there's a guy in the house who qualifies for 3 out of 4...........and he's single!

Hey, Tom?
not drunk yet but can work on it for you! happy v-day

[DS1]

9. So, let me see if I have this correct..

You want a guy practical enough to buy you furniture, smart enough to be able to afford it, big and strapping enough to get it from your car to your house, and drunk enough to drop it down the stairs?

[Darth_Kitten]

11. No stairs.

My new house won't have any. So THERE. :D

I thought ahead, a good manipulator does that. :)