embarassed to admit it, but i have a question regarding a DU feature

[datasuspect]

how do you create a fleet of user identities so it looks like lots of people agree with you?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. find a common enemy. if you dont have one, create one.

ie: pm everyone about how someone ate your child. atleast 10 idiots will buy it. and viola you have a posse!

[datasuspect]

2. are there particular constituencies i should combine into any messageboard jihad

?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. well first you have to spend a while flattering them. so pick about 30 people

convince them all that they are the best child protectors you have ever seen

then tell them that thomcat ate your child

fun will ensue (for you, not thomcat)

[datasuspect]

8. check your PM

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. please make sure that you dont start this rumor about me. try someon else this time

like i dunno, californiapeggy or thomcat or someone.

[datasuspect]

6. are you a recent convert to islam?

why do you hate america?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. its not america i hate, just babies,

[datasuspect]

11. baby hater

nice jack boots, mistress of infanticide!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. why dont you take care of you own child, feeding it to thomcat , aint nice

[Cant trust em]

17. "mistress of infanticide"

good name for a punk band, I'd reckon.

[ThomCat]

15. OMG!

:rofl:

:applause:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. baby eater

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. This was all I could come up with:

http://www.ehow.com/how_12570_make-sock-puppet.html

[skygazer]

5. I've never had enough time on my hand to discover that

Nor have I ever cared enough if anyone agreed with me or not. :P

But it is an interesting question.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. my advice is infallible. why do you hate babies?

[skygazer]

12. They're noisy and they barf a lot

Also they smell like tapioca. x(

[datasuspect]

13. and poop

and their mothers are often narcissistic. and they think their adorable brat is adorable to everyone else.