Time for... Candidate Rap Duel! - Democratic Underground

Robb

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Sat Feb-14-04 02:47 PM
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Time for... Candidate Rap Duel!

Yep. :)

I won't even go first. But all entries should follow the time-honored tradition of bad eurocentric rap, and begin with the lines,

"Well my name is (insert name) and I'm here to say,
I'm the best darned rapper in the U.S.A."

Keep it positive, or at least funny.

Word to your mother.

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eileen_d

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Sat Feb-14-04 02:51 PM
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1. Yo - I'm K-K-K-Kucinich, I always eat my spinach...

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I got nothin.

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Terwilliger

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Sat Feb-14-04 03:07 PM
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3. DAMMIT!

That shot my idea ;-)

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eileen_d

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Sat Feb-14-04 03:08 PM
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4. Sorry!

I always go for the tough rhymes. :D

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mouse7

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Sat Feb-14-04 03:24 PM
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6. Oh really?

Then figure out a way to get a mention of Colorado Avalanche hockey player Steve Konowalchuk in, too.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/players/743

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Robb

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Sat Feb-14-04 03:26 PM
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7. Don't know about bad rap,

But I'd say Konowalchuk's name is begging for a dirty limerick. :D

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Lefta Dissenter

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Sat Feb-14-04 03:05 PM
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2. OMG, I thought you meant that the candidates would be

required to participate, which made me thank god Clark is out - I mean, the guy is absolutely amazing in all other respects, but rhythm, he ain't got. (whew)

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CatWoman

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Sat Feb-14-04 03:16 PM
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5. this might help you guys out

http://www.lovelysearch.com/saved/funny+parodies+video.html

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