I just found out that this season's "Top Chef" was shot a few blocks away from me

[AngryAmish]

Good thing I didn't know about it when they were shooting. Padma would have had to obtain restraining orders and the food in county is terrible.

[GoneOffShore]

1. Padma sort of skeeves me.

but different strokes and all that.

I think it's the thought that Salman Rushdie has been there.

[AngryAmish]

2. You, my friend, are out of your mind.

[GoneOffShore]

4. But, I do find her way more attractive than

Rachel Ray or Sandra Lee.

Nigella Lawson, on the other hand is my current cheffy heart throb.

[AngryAmish]

6. Ms Lawson is certainly attractive

But as far as food-related women on television go, my heart is taken.

[GoneOffShore]

7. I do understand.

Of course, I'm old enough to remember when Julia first went on TV. Though I never had a "pash" for her.

[OmahaBlueDog]

3. Based on the Paul Prudhomme story yesterday, I might rephrase the title

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2008-03-25-prudhomme_N.htm?csp=34

GRETNA, La. (AP) — Celebrated chef Paul Prudhomme was setting up his cooking tent on the practice range at the Zurich Classic of New Orleans on Tuesday morning when he felt a sting in his right arm, just above his elbow.

Prudhomme shook his shirt sleeve and a .22 caliber bullet fell to the ground, a spokesman for the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office said.

[AngryAmish]

5. When you said driving range, I thought you said shooting range...

I thought Paul Prudhomme was dead for years.

[Parche]

8. Shot By A Sniper?

:rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

[Fox Mulder]

9. I would've gone to see Gail Simmons.